vast
Hall of Famer
Lolz this +.I also over looked Williamson for Hamill
2 trades for 2 injuries...that's a new personal record for me. FMSCL
You got Hamill too? I thought I was the only one.
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
LIVE: Richmond v Melbourne - 7:25PM Wed
Squiggle tips Demons at 77% chance -- What's your tip? -- Team line-ups »
Lolz this +.I also over looked Williamson for Hamill
2 trades for 2 injuries...that's a new personal record for me. FMSCL
Watched a few vids of him read the Adelaide game day thread...thought the kid has a nice kick, should get a heap of ball in the Crow defence....man last weeks trades were a pile of steamers.You got Hamill too? I thought I was the only one.
Watched a few vids of him read the Adelaide game day thread...thought the kid has a nice kick, should get a heap of ball in the Crow defence....man last weeks trades were a pile of steamers.
Worst Eva.
Conor Rozee is the worst thing I have ever done in 10 years playing this game. Never ever ever again.
Averaging 140. Trade him in and get a combined 83 points from 2 games.
Cleavland?Watched a few vids of him read the Adelaide game day thread...thought the kid has a nice kick, should get a heap of ball in the Crow defence....man last weeks trades were a pile of steamers.
Worst Eva.
Where do I start with Round 5..
Sookily - I used to think Isaac Peeney was the most conditional footballer in the comp. Then I remembered you exist. I've never seen any kent so unwilling to attack the footy at ground level and I've watched every Carlton game for the last 20 ******* years so trust me mate I have seen some sh*t. Your old club Keilor would drop you to the ******* 2s if you put in an effort like that and basically ran away from the pill every time it wasn't kicked directly on top of your smug head. GAGF
Starfish - no wonder you hardly played a game at AFL level until this year. You're playing in the best side in the comp, surely you have enough talent in that spudtastic body of yours to run around and pick up some cheapies? Lachie Neale does it every couple of minutes, you have the perfect role model! But instead you churn out a glorious 30 and completely blunt your cash generation so now even if I could trade to do someone worthwhile I can't. fu** off
Nathan Buckley - imagine dropping John Noble and retaining Mason ******* Cox on a dewy night - actually, no, imagine retaining Mason Cox altogether. Your backline clearly isn't complete without it's collection of peroxide blondes (that's why you lost Bucks, food for thought) and with Howe now dead Noble is mandatory to ensure at least 3 of those flogs are in D50 at all times. Bring him back in, the poor kent might get a tan now that you're getting out of Victoria for the first time in 5 years
Rivers aka the Ghost aka Casper - you're just sh*t. You're probably going to be dropped this week and fu** up my trade plans just like every other dud rookie or injured premo so far this year. I have nothing else to say. campaigner
Spudarick - see the Ghost. Thanks for spudding up the same week as Starfish and the same week your teammate died so now you've all got massive BEs and I have to pick one of you f***ers to hold and watch bleed cash for the foreseeable future.
Last but not least...
Marcus. Marcus Bontempelli. Flog. campaigner. Whatever you like to be called. Averages 114 last year, Champion Data lovechild, new captain of his footy club. Surely should take his game up a notch, right?
Wrong.
I have never seen a captain, not in my lifetime, just give up half way through a game the way you did on Saturday. How the fu** a supposed "elite" midfielder gets tagged out of the game by LUKE ******* MCDONALD of all kents has got me f’ed. Champion Data kiss you on the pecker and sing you sweet nothings every week and yet you still can't find it within yourself to average the ton. 55 on Saturday? Fifty-five? FIFTY. FIVE. People compare you to Patty Cripps yet even when he plays sh*t (ie most of this year) you still aren't fit to tie his bootlaces. Pull your ******* finger out Marcus. This one's for you.
View attachment 906856
*breathe*
Alright. Hopefully I don't have to come back here next week. You're all on notice you useless fu**s.
Glorious.Where do I start with Round 5..
Sookily - I used to think Isaac Peeney was the most conditional footballer in the comp. Then I remembered you exist. I've never seen any kent so unwilling to attack the footy at ground level and I've watched every Carlton game for the last 20 ******* years so trust me mate I have seen some sh*t. Your old club Keilor would drop you to the ******* 2s if you put in an effort like that and basically ran away from the pill every time it wasn't kicked directly on top of your smug head. GAGF
Starfish - no wonder you hardly played a game at AFL level until this year. You're playing in the best side in the comp, surely you have enough talent in that spudtastic body of yours to run around and pick up some cheapies? Lachie Neale does it every couple of minutes, you have the perfect role model! But instead you churn out a glorious 30 and completely blunt your cash generation so now even if I could trade to do someone worthwhile I can't. fu** off
Nathan Buckley - imagine dropping John Noble and retaining Mason ******* Cox on a dewy night - actually, no, imagine retaining Mason Cox altogether. Your backline clearly isn't complete without it's collection of peroxide blondes (that's why you lost Bucks, food for thought) and with Howe now dead Noble is mandatory to ensure at least 3 of those flogs are in D50 at all times. Bring him back in, the poor kent might get a tan now that you're getting out of Victoria for the first time in 5 years
Rivers aka the Ghost aka Casper - you're just sh*t. You're probably going to be dropped this week and fu** up my trade plans just like every other dud rookie or injured premo so far this year. I have nothing else to say. campaigner
Spudarick - see the Ghost. Thanks for spudding up the same week as Starfish and the same week your teammate died so now you've all got massive BEs and I have to pick one of you f***ers to hold and watch bleed cash for the foreseeable future.
Last but not least...
Marcus. Marcus Bontempelli. Flog. campaigner. Whatever you like to be called. Averages 114 last year, Champion Data lovechild, new captain of his footy club. Surely should take his game up a notch, right?
Wrong.
I have never seen a captain, not in my lifetime, just give up half way through a game the way you did on Saturday. How the fu** a supposed "elite" midfielder gets tagged out of the game by LUKE ******* MCDONALD of all kents has got me f’ed. Champion Data kiss you on the pecker and sing you sweet nothings every week and yet you still can't find it within yourself to average the ton. 55 on Saturday? Fifty-five? FIFTY. FIVE. People compare you to Patty Cripps yet even when he plays sh*t (ie most of this year) you still aren't fit to tie his bootlaces. Pull your ******* finger out Marcus. This one's for you.
View attachment 906856
*breathe*
Alright. Hopefully I don't have to come back here next week. You're all on notice you useless fu**s.
Where do I start with Round 5..
Sookily - I used to think Isaac Peeney was the most conditional footballer in the comp. Then I remembered you exist. I've never seen any kent so unwilling to attack the footy at ground level and I've watched every Carlton game for the last 20 ******* years so trust me mate I have seen some sh*t. Your old club Keilor would drop you to the ******* 2s if you put in an effort like that and basically ran away from the pill every time it wasn't kicked directly on top of your smug head. GAGF
Starfish - no wonder you hardly played a game at AFL level until this year. You're playing in the best side in the comp, surely you have enough talent in that spudtastic body of yours to run around and pick up some cheapies? Lachie Neale does it every couple of minutes, you have the perfect role model! But instead you churn out a glorious 30 and completely blunt your cash generation so now even if I could trade to do someone worthwhile I can't. fu** off
Nathan Buckley - imagine dropping John Noble and retaining Mason ******* Cox on a dewy night - actually, no, imagine retaining Mason Cox altogether. Your backline clearly isn't complete without it's collection of peroxide blondes (that's why you lost Bucks, food for thought) and with Howe now dead Noble is mandatory to ensure at least 3 of those flogs are in D50 at all times. Bring him back in, the poor kent might get a tan now that you're getting out of Victoria for the first time in 5 years
Rivers aka the Ghost aka Casper - you're just sh*t. You're probably going to be dropped this week and fu** up my trade plans just like every other dud rookie or injured premo so far this year. I have nothing else to say. campaigner
Spudarick - see the Ghost. Thanks for spudding up the same week as Starfish and the same week your teammate died so now you've all got massive BEs and I have to pick one of you f***ers to hold and watch bleed cash for the foreseeable future.
Last but not least...
Marcus. Marcus Bontempelli. Flog. campaigner. Whatever you like to be called. Averages 114 last year, Champion Data lovechild, new captain of his footy club. Surely should take his game up a notch, right?
Wrong.
I have never seen a captain, not in my lifetime, just give up half way through a game the way you did on Saturday. How the fu** a supposed "elite" midfielder gets tagged out of the game by LUKE ******* MCDONALD of all kents has got me f’ed. Champion Data kiss you on the pecker and sing you sweet nothings every week and yet you still can't find it within yourself to average the ton. 55 on Saturday? Fifty-five? FIFTY. FIVE. People compare you to Patty Cripps yet even when he plays sh*t (ie most of this year) you still aren't fit to tie his bootlaces. Pull your ******* finger out Marcus. This one's for you.
View attachment 906856
*breathe*
Alright. Hopefully I don't have to come back here next week. You're all on notice you useless fu**s.
I regret not being drunk tonight
All week I had planned to trade Starcevich to Ridley and Rowell to Yeo, with a few K left over. I just needed one of Noble, BJ Williams and Rivers to be picked.
Of course, when they weren't, I had to use Pittonet over Starcevich to get Yeo to avoid a doughnut, and I didn't even loop Starcevich just in case Noble was a late in, thinking it'd be more sensible to loop Noble if that were the case.
Starcevich started strong but did nothing after 5 minutes.