Verbal Faux Pas, Jargon, Cliches, Boganisms, etc

[greekstyler]

Anyone on Jobeism watch? He’s already called Jamarra Ugle-Hagan just “Hagan” in the first 30 seconds tonight. How much does he get paid to continually muck up simple words?

Love him as a Dons supporter but gee whiz it’s cringeworthy.

 

[big_e]

i literally don't think I've ever heard an Australian pronounce these words how you're describing

also which millennials are in commentary boxes? Most commentators on TV are in their 40s-50s

The oldest Millennials are 41, so commentators like Dal Santo, Montagna, Jobe Watson, Abbey Holmes, Nick Riewoldt and plenty of others all count in that category.

 

[sosos]

Anyone on Jobeism watch? He’s already called Jamarra Ugle-Hagan just “Hagan” in the first 30 seconds tonight. How much does he get paid to continually muck up simple words?

Love him as a Dons supporter but gee whiz it’s cringeworthy.

"geelong's defence like to sack off"

 

[Mentallo]

Take a shot each time "Hame" says inspirational re J Selwood tonight.

Would've been smashed at half time.

What a blow hard, should be mopping up vomit on all night trains.

 

[MKMatty]

Simon Black commentating the Suns V Blues on Triple M, trying to describe the lack of energy from Carlton.

“It’s only round 4 but they’re down on exuberantism”

 

[PatsFitztrick]

Luke Hodge (a week or so ago) "Tom Stewart is an All-Australian - and a very good player as well."

 

[Registered User]

Simon Black commentating the Suns V Blues on Triple M, trying to describe the lack of energy from Carlton.

“It’s only round 4 but they’re down on exuberantism”

I'm glad you remembered this, because I forgot, after hearing it while I was cycling.

 

[MKMatty]

I'm glad you remembered this, because I forgot, after hearing while I was cycling.

I pulled over on my roadtrip to make a note in my phone. Pissed myself laughing.

 

[kickazz]

Herald Sun article showing that the crackdown on umpire dissent has gone to the next level, with very harsh punishments indeed:

Harris Andrews

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Harris Andrews

Age

27

Ht

202cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.8

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.6

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

151.7

2star

D

17.0

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

8.0

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.0

3star

D

9.8

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

4.8

4star

M

3.4

4star

T

1.6

4star

MG

94.0

2star

(Brisbane Lions) and Tom Mitchell (Hawthorn) paid the ultimate price for sticking their arms out in apparent acts of dissent

May they rest in peace.

 

[SuperMal]

Simon Black commentating the Suns V Blues on Triple M, trying to describe the lack of energy from Carlton.

“It’s only round 4 but they’re down on exuberantism”

Oh dear god.....

 

[SuperMal]

Take a shot each time "Hame" says inspirational re J Selwood tonight.

Would've been smashed at half time.

What a blow hard, should be mopping up vomit on all night trains.

Too challenging for someone who‘s intellectual voltage wouldn’t challenge a glow worm.

 

[MJG14]

Triple M newsreader this morning said that Jackson Merrett

Jackson Merrett

Age

31

Ht

184cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.6

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

6.0

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.8

4star

MG

171.5

3star

No current season stats available

D

9.6

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

4.6

5star

was back in for the Bombers for Anzac Day.

 

[sosos]

Bt: "Isaac Smith

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Isaac Smith

Age

35

Ht

188cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.3

5star

K

13.0

5star

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8.4

5star

M

5.5

5star

T

2.9

4star

CL

1.7

4star

D

19.4

4star

K

11.1

4star

HB

8.3

4star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.5

3star

CL

1.3

4star

D

19.2

5star

K

10.6

4star

HB

8.6

5star

M

7.6

5star

T

2.0

4star

CL

0.6

3star

with a precision like kick...misses it's target."

 

[Mr Ripper]

Twice yesterday Huddo blessed our ears with "vonnerable".

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Twice yesterday Huddo blessed our ears with "vonnerable".

That’s even worse than “vunnerable”, which drives me crazy . There’s no explanation or excuse for that.

 

[Mr Ripper]

That’s even worse than “vunnerable”, which drives me crazy . There’s no explanation or excuse for that.

Yeah, Al Lynch started it. Sadly, it seems to be contagious.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Yeah, Al Lynch started it. Sadly, it seems to be contagious.

They’re proud of being able to use a big word in a sentence and vaguely know what it means. Getting it out of their mouths is the problem, they’ve never used it in any other context and it’s a bit exciting and important-sounding.

 

[peternorth]

west coast are up the paddle

g lyon

 

[killtaker1993]

I remember hearing Brereton calling social media 'socials' - ugh

 

[Registered User]

I remember hearing Brereton calling social media 'socials' - ugh

Ew, indeed. Several guys on radio say it. I’m pretty sure Hutchy started it.

 

[killtaker1993]

Ew, indeed. Several guys on radio at it. I’m pretty sure Hutchy started it.

Good call, I think I remember Hutchy said it first. It f***ing stinks. I'll take a million 'Footy Class (rhymes with lass)' over one 'socials' from the bloke

 

[Fizza]

Montagna yesterday in crows vs gws game. 2nd qtr, Adelaide had another inside 50 kick intercepted and hes says something along the lines of "The defence has been really good from G dubs today"
Not GWS but G dubs...

 

[peternorth]

Montagna yesterday in crows vs gws game. 2nd qtr, Adelaide had another inside 50 kick intercepted and hes says something along the lines of "The defence has been really good from G dubs today"
Not GWS but G dubs...

vomit.gif

 

[Fizza]

Montagna yesterday in crows vs gws game. 2nd qtr, Adelaide had another inside 50 kick intercepted and hes says something along the lines of "The defence has been really good from G dubs today"
Not GWS but G dubs...

Regretfully I've found it, was actually in the first qtr...intercept mark Montagna says "And again the G dubs do it well" 28 mins ish nto match replay on Kayo, it's keep changing for some reason, anyway the kick inside 50 is from Crouch if that helps.

 

[Registered User]

Spud once said “D Jubble-You S”

Michael Roberts: “he swang around”