If Stratton ever wins a Brownlow, skippers a flag, and is voted best captain in the league by his peers, perhaps you could un-shut the * up.
Unfortunately for those hopes, he's a ******* hack.
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If Stratton ever wins a Brownlow, skippers a flag, and is voted best captain in the league by his peers, perhaps you could un-shut the * up.
Unfortunately for those hopes, he's a ******* hack.
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Ben Stratton has 3 Premierships, 2 more than Trent "Dillon Shiel MRP Free Pass" Cockchin will ever have.
If Stratton ever wins a Brownlow, skippers a flag, and is voted best captain in the league by his peers, perhaps you could un-shut the **** up.
Unfortunately for those hopes, he's a ******* hack.
Infallible logic.Ben Stratton has 3 Premierships, 2 more than Trent "Dillon Shiel MRP Free Pass" Cockchin will ever have.
And if you think Cotchin should have been suspended for going harder at the ball than his opponent, I just won't be able to take you seriously anymore and will have to treat you as a parody account.
P.S. Stratton is a hack.
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If you think Ben Stratton's a hack go ask Eddie Betts how he feels about him - I'd be shocked if Eddie nominated a different opponent as his toughest throughout his career.
Cotchin should've been suspended for his bump on Shiel and everyone who wasn't wearing Richmond blinkers knew it. Got off because the bar to rub someone out for a GF is set artificially higher, and Richmond was the AFL's designated "story" of the 2017 season much like the Doggies were a year earlier so they were always going to let him off.
Cotchin is no longer a shithouse captain but it took him many years to finally reach that point. Stratton has only just taken on the job and is going through off-field issues, but sure a bunch of people are lining up to pot-shot him because when you're #head*ed by Hawthorn you know you can't afford to pass up the tiniest chance that comes along.
Glad we sorted that out. Now let me remove this hook because I'm tossing you back into the pond, minnow.
I nominate Stratton
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I nominate these 2 muppets for worst players of the season.
Go to bed, Vesty, you're Bosk.
Richmond supporters are the last to be head-****ed by Hawthorn. We've owned you for years.
I have two rules for shitposting: Don't make it personal. Don't take it personal. But I feel I have to share my personal concern for your mental well-being. If you are this deluded and paranoid after all the success Hawthorn has had, I am truly worried you might do an emotional hernia as they continue to slide from their current mediocrity, to oblivion and beyond.
The third-oldest team in the comp. #concerning youth. Trading overs for overrated, injury-prone softies. Who are you - Essendon?
Bosky, I suggest you do yourself a favour and join so many of your Sqwawks mates in declaring you're 'not that into footy', like you did for most of the 90s. It's only going to get worse from here.
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Tex Walker
So, no then.
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Andrew McGrath. Pick 1. Dear lord.
Aaron Francis. Pick 6. Faaarken lol. Slow fat blokes used to be good in the wet.
Jayden Laverde. Remember when he was better than De Goey Morganashlee ?
Aaron Francis. Pick 6. Faaarken lol. Slow fat blokes used to be good in the wet.
Jayden Laverde. Remember when he was better than De Goey Morganashlee ?
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I would like to nominate Tex Walker please.
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Want to nominate the 19 Melbourne players who aren't Max Gawn, Jayden Hunt or Marty Hore.
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Mate, far out. WTF is going on there today?
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But especially Clayton Oliver.
Also, the correct collective noun is 'assorted Melbourne spuds'.
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That's pretty kind, considering I was going to go with "s**t trucks".
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From what I've seen this afternoon, John Wick should not be able to survive being thrown through glass windows, having a finger cut off and being shot off a rooftop. But somehow he does.
As for the footy, haven't seen a minute of today's match and can't offer anything insightful outside of "we're just s**t".
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We don't think it, we know it. Worse captain than Roughead. Never thought I'd say that.
Bont, got embarrassed by a fifth gamer GOAT.
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