Vic earthquake - wtf?

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Have a mate working at the Bureau of Meterology - confirmed there wasn't an earthquake at all.

They suspect the shock and aftershock was the result of so many posters at once giving Robbie Tarrant a handjob when he decided to leave and join Richmond.
 

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Clearly we have angered the Gods. The only way to make this right is for some sacrifices to be made. I think we should start with BT and then just work our way through the AFL media until we see a double rainbow or a unicorn, whichever comes first.

The only just and right thing to do now would be to forfeit the grand final.
 

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I was in a Zoom meeting, ironically in relation to Resilience & Crisis Management. The presenter literally got up and ran out of the room. Good resilient behaviour, that.

The whole house shook for a good 30 seconds.

On the plus side, my recently installed Ikea shelves survived fully intact. On the down side, the cat got scared and whoopsied on the bed.
 
I was in a Zoom meeting, ironically in relation to Resilience & Crisis Management. The presenter literally got up and ran out of the room. Good resilient behaviour, that.

The whole house shook for a good 30 seconds.

On the plus side, my recently installed Ikea shelves survived fully intact. On the down side, the cat got scared and whoopsied on the bed.

Was it Recorded?
 

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