VIC-NSW Border to close from midnight Tuesday... time for a competition?

[Daniel B]

Of course this is a big blow to families separated by our most famous stretch of water (or lesser-known stand of grass and pine plantations) and people living in border towns, but I thought the rest of us could have some fun with this one.

Points will be awarded for most elaborate and convincing strategies.

 

[Cleavy]

swing through the trees like Tarzan

 

[Senor M]

I think I'd try to make a run for it on foot at the Yarrawonga Weir....

 

[Toump Ass]

Build an underground tunnel like El Chapo.

 

[masai]

By horse, ala Man Fron Snowy River.

Catapult.

 

[zoomba23]

Hold on to some coconuts as they fly over the border. I've heard it's migration season.

 

[Blackas87]

Would rather stay in Victoria

 

[Horts]

Drop the tinny in at Mallacoota and floor it to the appropriately named Quarantine Bay boat ramp.

Full esky, wet a line, happy days.

 

[kaiserchief13]

NSW is Mexico and Victoria is USA right?

 

[Occidental]

We need Moses to make a comeback.

 

[iameviljez]

Hold on to some coconuts as they fly over the border. I've heard it's migration season.

Are they being carried by African or European swallows?

 

[zoomba23]

Are they being carried by African or European swallows?

Huh? I don’t know that. *falls off bridge*

 

[iameviljez]

NSW is Mexico and Victoria is USA right?

I suspect that Daniel Andrews is about as far removed (on the political compass) as you can get from a hardline conservative Republican government, though...

 

[Kanga Commando]

 

[zoomba23]

I suspect that Daniel Andrews is about as far removed (on the political compass) as you can get from a hardline conservative Republican government, though...

He's not that extreme lol. The Labor Party is only centre-left, with some right-leaning views thrown in for good measure (particularly when it comes to asylum seekers). Nowhere near communist, which would be as far as you could get from a hardline conservative government.

 

[iameviljez]

He's not that extreme lol. The Labor Party is only centre-left, with some right-leaning views thrown in for good measure (particularly when it comes to asylum seekers). Nowhere near communist, which would be as far as you could get from a hardline conservative government.

Well, out of democratically elected governments, at least.

 

[zoomba23]

Well, out of democratically elected governments, at least.

Meh. He certainly wouldn't see eye to eye with hardline right wing governments, but I'm guessing neither would the Liberal Party

 

[Roobs321]

Get a lift into Eden riding a Killer Whale. Probably less dangerous than staying in Victoria right now.

The Holbrook submarine isn't far from the Murray River. Just get an accomplice roadtrainer to steal away with it in the dead of night.

A Malcolm Blight punt in the behind might give you a good roost to clear the border

 

[Mitchell Madness]

Body surf across.
The stretch between Asbury and wadonga isn't that long. A run up and skim across (ignoring the 5ft drop)

 

[Leeda]

flinging my body across the border with ice cream floats and a snorkel that breathes for itself ie I am totally
dependant on the earthy machinations of hurrying from one to the other..

Not sure I have a hoity toity version other than you are all damn delusional..
and yes this is under the delusion of a bevy or ...

 

[Appin Vet]

Everyone (every Politician) knows that the Murray River runs only just Norfa Sumbry brah.

 

[Maylandsman]

Trojan Horse style...in a huge wooden football.

 

[The Devils Advocate]

Krispy Kremes are a diabetes trojan horse for Tasmanians.