Analysis Vicky Park's Player Hairdo Review

[BringouttheGimp]

Neymar Jr.. one of the best football players in the world.. the superhero/human look.. it's entertainment/marketing. Paul Pogba. Mario Balotelli.. couple of others who do it.. there's so many of em.. Moore is no different.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Ti les re?

Haha.. I wouldn't do it.. if I was a competitive athlete.. I'd consider it.

 

[CFC2010]

Haha.. I wouldn't do it.. if I was a competitive athlete.. I'd consider it.

I get the flamboyant hairstyles above re but Moore’s looks like he got Shazza from Just Cuts to do it.

I saw it live at Victoria Park a few weeks ago.....I didn’t think it could get worse but it has.

It’s time for some Gimpy intervention re.
Some Beckham styling would be a good start.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

I get the flamboyant hairstyles above re but Moore’s looks like he got Shazza from Just Cuts to do it.

I saw it live at Victoria Park a few weeks ago.....I didn’t think it could get worse but it has.

It’s time for some Gimpy intervention re.
Some Beckham styling would be a good start.

I'd love to get too it.. Dad taught me the bouzouki.. mum a retired hairdresser taught me how to cut hair.. not gifted in any of em.. adequate I suppose re.

 

[Vicky Park]

I'd love to get too it.. Dad taught me the bouzouki.. mum a retired hairdresser taught me how to cut hair.. not gifted in any of em.. adequate I suppose re.

Gimpy, my assistant, I think Darcy needs you. Its clear to the rest of us. How much further does he need to go before you offer help?

 

[Magpie Girl]

I get the flamboyant hairstyles above re but Moore’s looks like he got Shazza from Just Cuts to do it.

I saw it live at Victoria Park a few weeks ago.....I didn’t think it could get worse but it has.

It’s time for some Gimpy intervention re.
Some Beckham styling would be a good start.

No, leave him be. It’s an innocent and harmless form of rebellion. One day he’ll look in the mirror and shock himself then voilà

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Gimpy, my assistant, I think Darcy needs you. Its clear to the rest of us. How much further does he need to go before you offer help?

I'd keep it.. perhaps taper it here and there.. I dunno if bothering with it here is marketable enough.. who knows.. Dennis Rodman no doubt made millions from sponsors jumping on board cause he gained notoriety from his different do's re.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Who's better looking overall. European soccer players or AFL footballer's.. Magpie girl.. Vicky Park?

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Here's a few for you girls to fall in love with re..

 

[BringouttheGimp]

And of course.. there's Jurgen Klopp with his white pearlers.. one of the greats re.

 

[noideaatall]

Who's better looking overall. European soccer players or AFL footballer's.. Magpie girl.. Vicky Park?

I should stay away from this thread ...
See, the difference is with that soccer mob, they worry about looks. Its a virus that unfortunately is spreading to our mob. Reality of a real footy player is they want a haircut that makes the opponent look across and have an accident in their pants. Think Butterbean, for example. Seeing a pretty boy just gives you the edge knowing they won't like their looks messed up with a decent tackle.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

I should stay away from this thread ...
See, the difference is with that soccer mob, they worry about looks. Its a virus that unfortunately is spreading to our mob. Reality of a real footy player is they want a haircut that makes the opponent look across and have an accident in their pants. Think Butterbean, for example. Seeing a pretty boy just gives you the edge knowing they won't like their looks messed up with a decent tackle.

Do you have any idea how tough and dirty a player David Beckham was? I suggest you look up his red cards on YouTube. The guy was a nutcase.

 

[noideaatall]

Do you have any idea how tough and dirty a player David Beckham was? I suggest you look up his red cards on YouTube. The guy was a nutcase.

No idea. Seems like a conceited pussy to me. Apparently he had talent. There it is, re. The talented can get away from being pretty, particularly in the light weight version of footy. In the real version when a pretty boy beats you the only thought is how to rearrange the haircut. When a dude that looks like he will have you guts for breakfast beats you check your dacs. Keep telling you re, get rid of that shite that makes you feel pretty.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

No idea. Seems like a conceited pussy to me. Apparently he had talent. There it is, re. The talented can get away from being pretty, particularly in the light weight version of footy. In the real version when a pretty boy beats you the only thought is how to rearrange the haircut. When a dude that looks like he will have you guts for breakfast beats you check your dacs. Keep telling you re, get rid of that shite that makes you feel pretty.

Have you seen some of the centre backs that play in the best leagues in the world.. Spain England? Pick your top 5 toughest afl players.. I can tell you now.. they wouldn't stand a chance.

 

[Apples]

Adam Oxley has ditched the blonde rat-tail bogan style thank christ. Somebody must have had a word.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

I get the flamboyant hairstyles above re but Moore’s looks like he got Shazza from Just Cuts to do it.

I saw it live at Victoria Park a few weeks ago.....I didn’t think it could get worse but it has.

It’s time for some Gimpy intervention re.
Some Beckham styling would be a good start.

Or if in doubt

Just cut it very short.

Vicky Park now wouldn’t that save all the bother, keep it nice and short.?

 

[noideaatall]

Have you seen some of the centre backs that play in the best leagues in the world...

No I haven't. Whats their haircuts like?

Or if in doubt
Just cut it off.
Vicky Park now wouldn’t that save all the bother.

EFA

 

[BringouttheGimp]

No I haven't. Whats their haircuts like?

EFA

There's a s**t load of European football players with out there hair re.. what's wrong with grooming.

Are you aware Spartan warriors spent a s**t load of time grooming their hair.. they actually used to do it just before going into battle. A fact re!

 

[BringouttheGimp]

No I haven't. Whats their haircuts like?

EFA

2 of the best defender's in the world.. never mind their look and hairstyle.. they'd end your career very quickly. Tough as guts re. Ramos and Pique.

 

[noideaatall]

There's a s**t load of European football players with out there hair re.. what's wrong with grooming.

There are thousands of images of what happens when you play that game and worry about hair. Here is one. Tough, lol. Mark Jackson, now there is a bloke that knew how to look ugly, play hard and entertain.

Are you aware Spartan warriors spent a s**t load of time grooming their hair.. they actually used to do it just before going int]o battle. A fact re!

No. I am more interested in how the mob from Thebes and the Romans dealt with their hair. Bet they shaved it.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

No I haven't. Whats their haircuts like?

EFA

It's ignorant to say soccer is a non contact sport.. you don't have to be tough etc.. mate a lot of these players from South American and in some parts of Europe grew up in poverty.. all they had was a soccer ball.. spend hrs kicking it out in the street.. street fighters from a young age mate.. and if you've ever played the sport you'll know exactly what it feels like to be at the end of a full blown studded tackle or elbow.. for a sport that doesn't allow you to tackle your opponent with your arms.. it's as tough as it gets.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

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There are thousands of images of what happens when you play that game and worry about hair. Here is one. Tough, lol. Mark Jackson, now there is a bloke that knew how to look ugly, play hard and entertain.
No. I am more interested in how the mob from Thebes and the Romans dealt with their hair. Bet they shaved it.

I think there's more staging for free kicks in AFL than there is in soccer.. you might get 2 or 3 times where a bloke stages for free kicks in a game of soccer.. not this constant ducking of the head and throwing your body forward in AFL looking for freebies re.

 

[noideaatall]

It's ignorant to say soccer is a non contact sport.. you don't have to be tough etc.. mate a lot of these players from South American and in some parts of Europe grew up in poverty.. all they had was a soccer ball.. spend hrs kicking it out in the street.. street fighters from a young age mate.. and if you've ever played the sport you'll know exactly what it feels like to be at the end of a full blown studded tackle or elbow.. for a sport that doesn't allow you to tackle your opponent with your arms.. it's as tough as it gets.

Yeah, re, they don't come more ignorant than me re. Look at my location. Still thanks for the two silverbacks and one chimp. I bet a good friend it would only take me a couple of posts to wind you up. I'll go back to my ignorant world and try not to scare myself in the mirror every day.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Yeah, re, they don't come more ignorant than me re. Look at my location. Still thanks for the two silverbacks and one chimp. I bet a good friend it would only take me a couple of posts to wind you up. I'll go back to my ignorant world and try not to scare myself in the mirror every day.

Wind me up.. ti les re? Really doesn't work on me.. debating/arguing in a civilized and friendly manner.. that's what I'm about re.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Wind me up.. ti les re? Really doesn't work on me.. debating/arguing in a civilized and friendly manner.. that's what I'm about re.

Just don't mention Macedonia!