Analysis Vicky Park's Player Hairdo Review

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BringouttheGimp

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What's with the f wind today re.. normally I go out straight after work.. but my hair resembles that of a roosters re.. might have to go home.. gel and blow dry it back into its original state.. then head out re.

Does anyone else do the same sh*t as well? Or do you carry suitcase friendly sized hair spray cans?
 

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partypie

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Hey Vicky Park what were your thoughts on Langdon's shaggy mane as he was walking down the tunnel after the game on Saturday?
 

Vicky Park

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Hey Vicky Park , apparently Jaidyn Stephenson cuts his own hair.

Thoughts? Surely have to admire the lad’s resourcefulness? Is there anything he can’t do?
Hi 76, it’s hard to criticise the lad for anything. His Weetbix diet. Horizontal ball handling. Stuffing up his hair do.

He has credits in the bank, so if losing control of the razor up top is all he does wrong, we can let it pass.
 

Vicky Park

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Hey Vicky Park what were your thoughts on Langdon's shaggy mane as he was walking down the tunnel after the game on Saturday?
Hi PP, Langdon’s flowing locks are one of the reasons he cops it on here. Let’s face the ugly truth - some think it makes him look like a girl.:D

Taking out the hair band and letting it all hang out after the game is his way of saying ‘up yours’ to his legion of non-fans. Good on him.:)
 
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Scritchyscroony

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Hi PP, Langdon’s flowing locks are one of the reasons he cops it on here. Let’s face the ugly truth - some think it makes him look like a girl.:D

Taking out the hair band and letting it all hang out after the game is his way of saying ‘up yours’ to his legion of non-fans. Good on him.:)
Hate to be contrary but I've always digged his Spinal Tap look, just not so much his footy. Though his footy has won me over now and he's currently my favorite footy playing bass player from Iron Maiden.
 

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Markfs

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Someone should tell Lyndon Dunne that he's over 30 and it's time to leave home and get over funny hair styles. In my day, they wouldnt let him start school again after the summer break
 

Pragmatic Shill

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Someone should tell Lyndon Dunne that he's over 30 and it's time to leave home and get over funny hair styles. In my day, they wouldnt let him start school again after the summer break
Dunn's Instagram story from a few days back indicates he's doing it for charity.
 

Vicky Park

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How the hell do they expect to win with some of those hairstyles Vicky Park?
I thought Crisp had a bandage wrapped around his head all night:eek:
And it didn’t help MG. Poor hairdo yet again indicative of a poor pre-season.

JDG and Maynard also appear to share the same limited hair stylist who uses brushtail possums as a model. Result? Problems on Friday night.
 

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