Victory dances

[SpecialBruce]

I have been working on some victory dances for when I come down for the Geelong game in 2 weeks time.

I will do one each time we kick a goal.

The names of the dances are as follows.

1. Monkey
2. Milkshake
3. Dune-Buggy
4. Grasshopper
5. Lawn Mower
6. Onion-skin
7. Can-opener.

 

[Stocka]

Sounds great. You might want to come up with more than just eight though, so that you can add some variety if we pull off a thrashing!

 

[SpecialBruce]

Originally posted by Stocka
Sounds great. You might want to come up with more than just eight though, so that you can add some variety if we pull off a thrashing!

You can join in and do some of your own.

 

[Lensen]

You're not serious, surely?

 

[Mr Ripper]

Champagne post, SB.

 

[Mr Ripper]

Any nudity involved this time? We don't want a repeat of what happened on Grand Final Day.

 

[keatings_gal]

You're not serious, surely?

thats what happens when u dont get to see a live game in so long - You're just lucky Lenny that you havent started doing it yourself yet.....

 

[SpecialBruce]

Originally posted by Mr Ripper
Any nudity involved this time? We don't want a repeat of what happened on Grand Final Day.

Wait and see!

 

[Stocka]

Originally posted by Mr Ripper
Any nudity involved this time? We don't want a repeat of what happened on Grand Final Day.

How about that time last year when SB decided to stand naked (apart from a shower-cap) in a bucket of cold-water, outside the MCG in a show of solidarity after losing to Collingwood in the QF!

 

[irel]

Just so we can recognize you standing there in your natural attire SB, will you be the one wearing the red carnation or the fig leaf?

 

[Beausgirl43]

Originally posted by SpecialBruce
I have been working on some victory dances for when I come down for the Geelong game in 2 weeks time.

I will do one each time we kick a goal.

The names of the dances are as follows.

1. Monkey
2. Milkshake
3. Dune-Buggy
4. Grasshopper
5. Lawn Mower
6. Onion-skin
7. Can-opener.

Obviously drank a whole bottle of straight red cordial before this thread.

 

[Tim the Toolman]

I just laugh at the hillbillies' comments when Geelong kick any score at Kardinia!

 

[Stocka]

Bring it on.

 

[SpecialBruce]

Originally posted by Stocka
Bring it on.

Hang on!

I've had to modify some with the cold weather.

A new one is called pants warmer.

 

[Homer]

Originally posted by SpecialBruce
Hang on!

I've had to modify some with the cold weather.

A new one is called pants warmer.

For us who aren't venturing into the arctic-esque conditions, from our warmth up here, can a brief description of each dance be given?

 

[SpecialBruce]

Party Pie
Flat Tyre
Burning the midnight oil.
Victor Popov pop-off

 

[Papa Smurf]

Smurf dance is another one you could have a go at.

 

[SpecialBruce]

Stocka was getting right into it.

 

[Stocka]

Originally posted by SpecialBruce
Stocka was getting right into it.

I think you might have been mistaken by me walking on the spot trying to keep warm.

Although, I thought it was amusing when you cracked it and went pacing up and down the aisle train on the way back from Geelong!

 

[Mr Ripper]

The Cheese Grater
The Beached Whale
The CD Rack
The Glue Pot
The Draft Stopper
The Derailed Locomotive

 

[Stocka]

Originally posted by Mr Ripper
The Draft Stopper

Or, the "John Elliott Special", as we now know it.

 

[SpecialBruce]

Originally posted by Stocka
I think you might have been mistaken by me walking on the spot trying to keep warm.

Although, I thought it was amusing when you cracked it and went pacing up and down the aisle train on the way back from Geelong!

 

[Stocka]

Originally posted by SpecialBruce

Selective memory. A fit-induced memory lapse, perhaps?

 

[SpecialBruce]

Originally posted by Stocka
Selective memory. A fit-induced memory lapse, perhaps?

That was not a laughing matter what happened on the train. You however cracked an OTS.

 

[Mr Ripper]

The Double Adapter
The Terry Towelling Twist
The Ferret
The Wafer-thin After Dinner Mint
The Walla Walla Wahtusi
The Typewriter
The Bank Queue