Entertainment & Music Volcano's

[Spriteftw3]

Shits just got real. i got 2 phone calls earlier, 1st one was from ISP asking for the person who our nets under. (not me) then told me that police have called them asking for out IP adress details or someshit, at this point i was like wtfffff! Then 2nd call was the motherhen (our nets under her name) telling me the same thing as our ISP told her the same thing, and asked me if i had been posting on BF (ISP told her thats why the police were in contact with them).i told her i had not been posting on such a site...

im pretty much freaking out.

And the reason i was FB msging dubs was i sent him a request last night, he replied that he doesnt add anyone from gd then thats when i told him. i was to scared to come back on here...

lol wouldnt they just see this post where u say you dont post here?

 

[rossi]

Shits just got real. i got 2 phone calls earlier, 1st one was from ISP asking for the person who our nets under. (not me) then told me that police have called them asking for out IP adress details or someshit, at this point i was like wtfffff! Then 2nd call was the motherhen (our nets under her name) telling me the same thing as our ISP told her the same thing, and asked me if i had been posting on BF (ISP told her thats why the police were in contact with them).i told her i had not been posting on such a site...

im pretty much freaking out.

And the reason i was FB msging dubs was i sent him a request last night, he replied that he doesnt add anyone from gd then thats when i told him. i was to scared to come back on here...

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[Notorious_29]

Lulz.

Why would you say you didn't use bigfooty.

 

[The_Reaper]

Shits just got real. i got 2 phone calls earlier, 1st one was from ISP asking for the person who our nets under. (not me) then told me that police have called them asking for out IP adress details or someshit, at this point i was like wtfffff! Then 2nd call was the motherhen (our nets under her name) telling me the same thing as our ISP told her the same thing, and asked me if i had been posting on BF (ISP told her thats why the police were in contact with them).i told her i had not been posting on such a site...

im pretty much freaking out.

And the reason i was FB msging dubs was i sent him a request last night, he replied that he doesnt add anyone from gd then thats when i told him. i was to scared to come back on here...

If your ISP was contacted then they'd already know where you have being on bigfooty...

Also ISP's don't get involved this early

calling troll

 

[showdownhero]

Shits just got real. i got 2 phone calls earlier, 1st one was from ISP asking for the person who our nets under. (not me) then told me that police have called them asking for out IP adress details or someshit, at this point i was like wtfffff! Then 2nd call was the motherhen (our nets under her name) telling me the same thing as our ISP told her the same thing, and asked me if i had been posting on BF (ISP told her thats why the police were in contact with them).i told her i had not been posting on such a site...

im pretty much freaking out.

And the reason i was FB msging dubs was i sent him a request last night, he replied that he doesnt add anyone from gd then thats when i told him. i was to scared to come back on here...

Skeptical poster is skeptical but anyways I'll bite.

The only way the cops could have possibly got involved is if people have made false statements or accusation to the police. Nothing that has occured on BF or TLC has been even remotely illegal.

 

[GOEAGLES 08]

I told my mum that i dont post here. she was getting all sus and sounded worried, asking me all these questions like what have you done etc.

Dubz nothing has happend yet.. im really unsure on whats gonna happen aswell. my ISP said that they cant really tell me what was said by the police to them, but they had to contact us about it again, i wasnt really listning as i was in a bit of shock to be honest.

 

[r dub 19]

I'm assuming he lied to his mum knowing full well the isp already knew?

edit- just saw above.

 

[The_Reaper]

I told my mum that i dont post here. she was getting all sus and sounded worried, asking me all these questions like what have you done etc.

Dubz nothing has happend yet.. im really unsure on whats gonna happen aswell. my ISP said that they cant really tell me what was said by the police to them, but they had to contact us about it again, i wasnt really listning as i was in a bit of shock to be honest.

What exactly have you done?

Added Plowman on FB?

Not illegal

Relax

 

[Mattman93]

Serious lulz.

 

[showdownhero]

What exactly have you done?

Added Plowman on FB?

Not illegal

Relax

Seriously the freakin Advertiser printed photos of Kevin Foley's (Treasurer from SA) 50th birthday that they downloaded from his son's facebook page. If anyone from here is up shit creek, the ragvertiser should board up their windows cause they be ****ed.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

i still have nfi how we found her

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Don't start me on ****en volcanoes.

So earlier this year I go over to Belfast to visit my pals there before I **** off home.

We proceed to get Belfast drunk. If you've never been Belfast drunk, you don't understand. Imagine the most drunk you've ever been, times it by ten, add a pinch of simmering sectarian tension, dip it in some phenomenally hot women (yes, Belfast) then smoke a few big doobs. That's Belfast drunk.

Anyway, in the morning I have to fly back to Scotland to get to work for Monday.

I say my teary goodbyes to various mates etc, realising there's girls left in the city I will never get to root.

Get the bus out to Belfast International.

With a crushing, crushing hangover.

Get there. Am told the ***** ****ING ICELANDIC **** OF A ****EN VOLCANO has cancelled all flights.

Bus back into town.

Get taxi to the ferry port. Argue with shifty taxi driver who wants to drive me to Larne (the single worst town in Western Europe) to get the fast ferry. Tell him to **** off. Have big argument. Finally get dropped off where I want.

Queue up. Get the very last ferry ticket. Feel like spewing. Too hungover to spew.

Wait three hours in tiny cramped waiting room surrounded by screaming offspring of millies and spides.

Boat starts loading. Consider having pint to take edge off. Find I can't. Thought makes me feel geuinely ill. Begin to consider that I may have actually done myself a proper mischief this time.

Get on boat. Find quiet corner to lie in and pass out. Cheery English **** sits beside me and immediately engages me in conversation. ****.

Halfway across Irish Sea, get pint, if only to escape Pommy **** for a while. Manage to keep pint down but it makes me feel worse.

Boat finally gets to Stranraer. Get on ***** ancient train made in the 1450s.

Train is rammed. Am trapped in seat surrounded by filthy Hun ***** from Antrim who proceed to sing sectarian songs at full volume. For 2.5 hours.

Get off at Glasgow Central. Avoid knife wielding maniacs and get a bag of chips. Chips are shit. Throw chips out.

Walk up to Glasgow Queen. Miss Edinburgh train by three minutes. Wait 40 minutesd while two squaddie boys straight off the plane from the Ghan (like ****ing dust on their boots straight off) pick fights with poor arseholes sitting with their girlfriends.

Train finally arrives. Get on train.

Am buoyed by notion that big titted slurry I've been half seeing had said I should text when I got back from Ireland and she'd come round. Thought of imminent ride cheers me up somewhat.

Text said ride.

Get reply saying her sister is sick and she's not coming around.

Spend Glasgow - Edinburgh train ride in slough of despond.

Get to Edinburgh.

Console self with notion that I can at least roll a joint, have a rub and go to sleep. Cheer up somewhat.

At long last, like 11.45PM having been up at 8AM (after crashing about 6AM) get home.

Discover no skins left. Trudge down to 24 houre shop. Get skins.

Come home. Roll joint.

Too dispirited to even have a flog.

Wake up next day feeling horrendous.

Get into work to be greeted by incredulous boss who says she saw about volcano on news and just assumed I'd be trapped in Ireland for days. Says she's thinks I'm actually a dick for struggling back to Scotland. Says if it was here, she'd have just stayed and got smashed with her pals for a few days.

Don't talk to me about ****en volcanoes.

 

[GOEAGLES 08]

What exactly have you done?

Added Plowman on FB?

Not illegal

Relax

pfft like the po po called me up