Think Tank CONGRATS on winning the 2023 Jeff Kennett Embarrassment Of The Year award: GeeLOL

[Saveloy Rockstar]

OK, let's get a name on this bitch

Pole is up, if you have any other clever suggestions I will add them, and for that reason this time you can change your votes. Also just to make it interesting, everyone gets 2 votes

Due to the long weekend, decision on Monday - so 5 days to vote

And of course, make your R13 noms in the Fred as usual

 

[Purple Suit]

I believe Worst Coast are in such a diabolical shape they should be exempted from this award.

Realistically there is not one thing at the Club that is meritorious.

Otherwise they win it every week and wreck the fun of highlighting red faces at other Clubs.

They have gone from a proud club to basket case so quickly that if you blinked you would miss it. They are still getting a free pass due to "injuries" when they would be as bad if they were fit. They need to be exempted from the AFL for a few years as it's a stain on the competition that a powershouse club can run off the rails so bad.

They are the multi millionaire who has hit the drugs way too hard and lost it all in a very short space of time. They are now begging on the corner in front of the mansion they use to own thinking that it's some sort of achievement that they once lived there.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

The Saveloy Rockstar, after the Round 9 winner who was so embarassed by the win that he refused to add it to the list of winners. So let's name the award after him instead.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

The Saveloy Rockstar, after the Round 9 winner who was so embarassed by the win that he refused to add it to the list of winners. So let's name the award after him instead.

What was it he was so embarrassed about?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

What was it he was so embarrassed about?

Being rubbed out for a week and not being able to run this fred

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Being rubbed out for a week and not being able to run this fred

My secretary did an adequate job while I was away so nothing to be embarrassed about

Request denied

 

[Purple Suit]

We should call it the Weak Coast Weekly award. They'll be an embarrassment for at least till the 2030's in which case the bay will have been cancelled.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Pole is up, if you have any other clever suggestions I will add them

Still waiting

 

[Purple Suit]

Embarassi Award - Basically the opposite of Barassi and after he left Melbourne they were crap for 60 years.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Embarassi Award - Basically the opposite of Barassi and after he left Melbourne they were crap for 60 years.

You're only ~400 posts too late

Yeah that, and also you can’t change your vote anyway because the emBarassi award has integrity

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[FISTO]

Soufs and Aints just put on the worst quarter of footy I’ve watched this season

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Soufs and Aints just put on the worst quarter of footy I’ve watched this season

Long may it continue

Or at least for the next 3 quarters

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Channel 7 commentators for blowing buddy all night despite him doing nothing.
Phil Davis

1

Phil Davis

Age

33

Ht

197cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.0

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.2

5star

T

1.7

4star

MG

55.5

1star

D

8.5

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

4.1

3star

M

3.4

3star

T

1.3

2star

MG

55.5

1star

D

14.0

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

6.0

4star

M

5.8

5star

T

1.4

4star

for being the single handedly worst special comments guy in the history of televised football. He actually made Daisy shine tonight. And that’s saying a lot because she is ******* awful.
Bolton for sulking post match because the “bloods” lost.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

It’s definitely about time Ch7 got a solid nom

Also I nominate MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE for thinking the clock stops for set shots

 

[zackah]

Also I nominate MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE for thinking the clock stops for set shots

A non football act nomination.

Interesting

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

A non football act nomination.

Interesting

Anything can be nominated, friend

Then it’s up to the person who makes the pole to correctly interpret which noms qualify to be included, per the guidelines in the OP

 

[zackah]

Anything can be nominated, friend

Then it’s up to the person who makes the pole (round 9 - me) to correctly interpret which noms qualify to be included (round 9 - me), per the guidelines in the OP (round 9 - mod overrule, aka me)

Interesting

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Yes it’s positively fascinating

Then it’s up to the person who makes the pole to correctly interpret which noms qualify to be included, per the guidelines in the OP

 

[zackah]

Yes it’s positively fascinating

You missed the mod overrule part friend. You think competitions on here are fair?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You think competitions on here are fair?

Obviously not or I wouldn’t have 2 pizza toss badges

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Isaac Heeney

5

Isaac Heeney

Age

27

Ht

185cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

7.7

5star

M

4.9

5star

T

4.1

5star

G

1.0

4star

D

14.3

3star

K

8.8

4star

HB

5.5

3star

M

4.8

4star

T

2.5

3star

G

1.2

5star

D

10.4

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.0

4star

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Isaac Heeney

Please make an effort

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Please make an effort

Ok, I'll come up with a better one by Sunday

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

$hitney COLAs for their scoreless first quarter and losing at their cheat group* to the 'burners

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Cody Weightman

3

Cody Weightman

Age

23

Ht

179cm

Wt

75kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

6.5

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

2.5

2star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

6.5

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

2.5

2star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

6.5

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

2.5

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

G

1.0

4star

and the Bullflogs for being utter cheats who can’t win unless they have a +10 free kick count. Also, Bob Murphy