MVP Votes Rd 5 WCE vs. Geelong

[Shifty1]

Feel like Joe Pesci in Casino right now.

5. Cripps - Take these 5 votes and pound them up your ******* ass
4. Gaff - Take these 4 votes and stick them up your sister's ass
3. Cole - Take these 3 votes and stick them up Simpson's ass
2. Sheed - Take these 2 votes and stick them up the match committee's ass
1. Darling - Tried hard

 

[Vaccination]

Petition to just void this round and not give out any votes

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Yeah after the St Kilda farce I didn’t think things could get any worse. * me.

 

[ziad]

Well most lost but here is a go. Players that went in and showed composure while others didnt.

5. Darling worked hard and set an example
4. Witherden stuch at it with spirit
3. Vardy - showed spirit is a losing ruch division
2. Brander put his head over the ball.
1. This is stretching it - perhaps i need to watch the replay. Sadly perhaps Cripps for going in hard or Allen with limited opportunities.

 

[Altum Volantes]

....perhaps i need to watch the replay....

 

[Ok Boomer]

5 Gaff
4 Darling

The rest can get stuffed. Gaff should have taken the North Melbourne money.

 

[Mr Shankly]

Stuff it, here we go:

5. Darling
4. Brander
3. Witherden? I guess
2. Vardy? Why not
1. * it: AINSWORTH

 

[Bleedblueandgold]

5 Gaff
4 Brander
3 Darling
2 Allen
1 Witherden

 

[Royals]

Simply no-ones game was worthy of votes today

 

[Cursedsword02]

5. Darling
4. Witherden
3. Allen
2. Redden
1. Brander

 

[Carbine Chaos]

5. Brayden Ainsworth

46

Brayden Ainsworth

Age

25

Ht

184cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.7

4star

K

9.0

3star

HB

4.7

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

4.3

5star

CL

1.7

4star

No current season stats available

D

13.7

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

4.7

4star

M

3.3

4star

T

4.3

5star

CL

1.7

4star

4. Jarrod Brander

31

Jarrod Brander

Age

25

Ht

195cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.3

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

2.4

2star

M

4.9

5star

T

1.0

3star

CL

0.3

2star

D

12.3

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

3.3

2star

M

5.8

5star

T

1.3

2star

CL

0.5

3star

D

9.6

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

2.4

3star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.0

3star

CL

0.2

2star

3. Jack Darling

27

Jack Darling

Age

31

Ht

191cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.2

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.9

5star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.3

2star

HB

3.7

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.4

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

14.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

4.0

5star

G

1.4

5star

2. Alex Witherden

23

Alex Witherden

Age

25

Ht

188cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

20.7

5star

K

15.2

5star

HB

5.5

4star

M

6.2

5star

T

1.8

4star

MG

386.5

5star

D

13.0

3star

K

10.0

4star

HB

3.0

2star

M

7.0

5star

T

0.0

1star

MG

201.0

3star

D

24.0

5star

K

15.4

5star

HB

8.6

5star

M

5.8

5star

T

2.2

4star

MG

380.2

5star

1. Oscar Allen

12

Oscar Allen

Age

25

Ht

196cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.8

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.1

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.6

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

2.8

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.0

4star

G

1.2

4star

 

[HoneyBadger35]

Good luck finding five in there.

5. Barrass
4. Darling
3. Redden
2. O'Neill
1. Naitanui

These five votes are not worth the same as five votes on another week. Very very very lucky lot here.

 

[hudson2006]

5. Darling
4. Gaff
3. Witherden
2. O'Neill
1. Allen

 

[larrikin]

5 - Darling
4 - Barrass
3 - Brander
2 - Redden
1 - Allen

Yuck

 

[Eastcoasteagle]

5. Allen
4. McGovern, did some great things before going off. Beat Hawkins twice in one on ones.
3. Witherden, should've stayed at lions
2. Brander
1. XON

Hated Darlings game, he has was so bad in the second quarter it was embarrassing. Playing for frees, getting pushed off the ball by Kolojadazini. Stand up and use your farkin body, create a farkin contest.
Duggan was awful, his confidence has been zapped by midfield trial. Hasn't worked and now he's looking lost.
Midfield as a whole was shocking, but least be honest they're undermanned and we have a real hole in our depth here. Time to go get a ready made midfielder in the mid season draft. Look no further than Fisher at Swan districts.

 

[MrWoollie]

5 or realistically 1. Allen - for kicking 2 goals.
4 or realistically 1. Darling - for staying out there for 100% game time. The only one to do so.
3 or realistically 1. Witherden - for not being as bad as the others.
2 or realistically 1. Brander - for trying at least.
1. Gaff - for gaining the most metres. Possibly the least effective near 500m gained effort in the history of AFL.

 

[triplegee]

5. Barrass
4. Darling
3. Brander
2. Witherden
1. Redden

 

[squashface]

5 King
4 Ainsworth
3 Miller
2 Anderson
1 Holman

 

[swingdog]

5. Supporters who actually travelled to Geelong
4. Supporters who knew the result and still watched it on delay FTA
3. Supporters who watched the whole match
2. Supporters who gave up at half time and did literally anything else with their lives
1. Supporters who suspected this was coming and avoided any vision of this game

 

[TassieEagle]

5. Allen
4. Darling
3. Gaff
2. Brander
1. Witherden

Easy votes to give because 8 just didn't give a * either

 

[ArdentEagle]

5. Allen
4. Gov
3. Brander
2. Darling
1. Witherden

******* pathetic.
I know Shuey and Yeo leave a big hole but we've got to get some mids that can with their own ball and distribute under pressure. Trew might become this player but the cupboard is bare. Kelly FFS UGGGH

 

[The Gov]

5 - Barrass, thought he actually won his position against Hawkins with ridiculous supply coming in, did well keeping him under 10 goals.
4 - Darling, tried I guess
3 - Redden, actually layed a tackle or two
2 - Allen, seemed to actually care
1 - Naitanui, rucked brilliantly as always but without Shuey or Yeo it was just to a stationary Sheed/Gaff.

 

[bUCKET__]

5 Barrass
4 Gov
3 Allen
2 Darling
1 Gaff

 

[Sw3Et]

6. Badge and the podcast boys for making the game bearable to listen to. I think I would have blown my brains out if I had to hear fox's call of that bloody torpedo goal.

5. Darling (despite that dismal effort, you know the one)
4. Gaff
3. Shep
2. Oscar
1. Naitanui

I don't know

 

[omgfridge]

Not worth the same as other games

5. Darling - Could at least see him trying
4. Gaff - Caught holding the ball twice and not very effective but at least ran out the game
3. Allen - Still got a couple goals with zero supply
2. Witherden - Was okay? Considering most of the team were witches hats
1. Brander - Seems to care enough to want his position in the team