pantskyle
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Wooshette - 100 of the most loyal games ever seen.
I often think about Wooshy as being a more masculine version of myself, she has a tongue that could literally slice bread, she has a heart so large that she had to grow a second chest to store it and she is as loyal as the most loyalist dog in the world, Snoopy.
I put it on record today that I love Wooshette. And no, not in a sickly way, I just love everything she represents. I count being able to play alongside her for this milestone game as one of my highest achievements in the league. And I give thanks and I imagine so does the rest of her team. And I don't say that lightly, the Warriors are her team. The league has had some pretty good female posters since it began but none other has had the impact of Wooshette, she will be known as the first female SFA player to actually be able to consistently go toe-to-toe with us mere males but to actually best us, often.
Now that I have sufficiently sucked up to her hopefully she will sleep with me. Oh wait, that's just a fallacy of the internet and not actually a thing.
Such is the respect from the league towards Wooshy she capped off a great S26 by being named VC of the ALL SFA team. She was also one of the first picked in the team, and was very nearly named Captain. Her leadership skills are undeniable and her ability to create a team environment without #scandals is second to none, the Warriors are her family and in return she is adored by her loyal teammates. The Warriors also have a very strong No Dickheads policy that was in effect up until around mid S26. She is a steadfast traditionalist of the customs of the league, but she isn't some veteran bore against change, just doesn't see the need of change for changes sake. She has a very strong banter game and doesn't suffer fools, something that is rampant in the league currently so this gives her plenty of victims to feast upon. She is a core member of the #VagGang, A CNW Life Member, A pr0n star, but she is not a CIW premiership player. Yet.
So this week against the Wonders, the Warriors matriarch runs out for game 100. The Warriors will be donning a commemorative guernsey celebrating this milestone. As modeled below.
So here's to #W100SH and her first 100 games and to hopefully at least 100 more. Thanks Woosh. We You.