Betty Noir
Club Legend
Building on this...
Turn it into a The Running Man movie-type game show.
If you can make it across, you get citizenship; come up against Buzzsaw and Dynamo and Subzero and whatever Jim Brown and Jesse Ventura's character's names were.
Would rate through the roof, people would watch it all the time, so there'd be constant surveillance of the border too!
Whatever. As long as you can see it from mars.You'd think after an afternoon of that they'd stay away or else a nice wall. I prefer the wall. It's the gentlest resolution.