Wanna play a game?

[Mobbs]

Tilley wins the opening ruck duel ...

 

[hawkfan5]

game

But its taken away by Harford, Harford handballs over the top to a running Thompson. He slams it long to a congested goalsquare, wheres the flyers?. Theres one, its DIXON. Dixon couldn't quite mark, it falls to the ground, picked up by Lord, GOAL!!!. Hawthorn kick the first goal of the game within 12 seconds of the opening bounce and are off to a flyer.

Sorry bout that, just had to do it.

 

[IAMDASH]

Re: game

Originally posted by hawkfan5
But its taken away by Harford, Harford handballs over the top to a running Thompson. He slams it long to a congested goalsquare, wheres the flyers?. Theres one, its DIXON. Dixon couldn't quite mark, it falls to the ground, picked up by Lord, GOAL!!!. Hawthorn kick the first goal of the game within 12 seconds of the opening bounce and are off to a flyer.

Sorry bout that, just had to do it.

Specials comment man: No theres a whistle back on play (insert commentators name here). Dixon infringed on Lawrie and he's been paid a free kick plus 15m penalty.

Back to the main commentator:So its Grant Lawrie with the ball at half back flank members side of the ground and he kicks looking for the lead of Poynton...............

 

[Mobbs]

The kick is too wide for Poynton, he hopes a pleasant bounce ... then shepherds as Joe Cormack takes possession, and kicks inboard, a high rainmaker without any real direction ...

LMAO hawkfan! Full marks, what a crackup!

 

[IAMDASH]

Originally posted by Mobbenfuhrer
The kick is too wide for Poynton, he hopes a pleasant bounce ... then shepherds as Joe Cormack takes possession, and kicks inboard, a high rainmaker without any real direction ...

LLLLLLLLYYYYYNNNNNNCCCCCHHH crashes into the pack but cant mark, its sharked by Matera, brilliant support with the shepard from Ongarello, Matera looks to inside to McMahon................

 

[Mobbs]

The ball bounces through!!! Shaved the post, one behind.

(Now where's hawkfan when we need him).

 

[ptw]

Originally posted by Mobbenfuhrer
The ball bounces through!!! Shaved the post, one behind.

(Now where's hawkfan when we need him).

been a few days.....so how about this ?

Bruce : "no wait.....extraordinary events here at Brunswick St.....the entire Hawthorn side has left the ground."

Sandy : "Yes that's right Bruce....the hairdresser down in Nth Fitzroy is offerring a free Latte with every perm and the entire Hawthorn team has left the arena".

Bruce : "My word Sandy....it now seems that the players from the Port Adelaide Team of the Century have left the back seats of the Saabs and have run onto the ground looking resplendid in their Traditional Black and White Gurnseys".

Kicking out from full back after that Fitzroy behind is Abley, kicks out and finds Greg Phillips who takes a towerring mark over Roos at CHB. He handpasses back to Craig Bradley....what ? wait a minute...Craig Bradley has run all the way over from Optus Oval torn off his Carlton jumper.....done the ceramonial rubbing of it in large arcs between his groin and his backside, donned the Port gurnsey and now has the ball on the half back flank. He kicks it long looking for Ebert (Bradley to Ebert (sob !)....Ebert can't take the mark and the ball is in dispute in the middle of the ground"

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[Darky]

Brendan McCormack has come steaming in from the back pocket at a hundred miles an hour, and mistaking the ball for a foot-long dim sim, has pressured Ebert into coughing it up. McCormack gains control, and kicks it long and high into the forward line where...

 

[Mobbs]

Abbott! No, unable. Still a chance ...