Could these conversations have taken place??
I have obviously just made them up! before anybody start with the liable stuff.
Collins to McGuire,2003
COLLO, Ed we’ve got a problem that you might be able to help with.
ED, Yeah.
COLLO, Were interested in that Stevens lad at port, but because we got done for the salary cap thing we just can’t afford to give anything up for him.
ED, so.
COLLO, Well the salary cap thing is nothing we all haven’t done over here.
ED, silence.
COLLO, we defiantly don’t want to get done for draft manipulation. But if you guys could screw port around for us there’s a fair chance we could get him for free in the PSD.
ED, What’s in it for us?
COLLO, apart from costing port a GF shot and sticking fat with a fellow foundation Melbourne club, not much.
COLLO, its something we won’t forget.
ED, Port could get in our way next season, but I don’t think it’s a good idea.
Max Stevens to McGuire, day 2 trade week
MAX, Ed, the Stevens trade is probably going to happen, but he really only wants to play for the blues or you.
ED, I’m not sure we are willing to give up as much as Melbourne so I doubt it will be us.
MAX, did collo speak to you a couple of weeks ago?
ED, dunno what you’re talking about, I told him to bugger off.
MAX, If Nick nominates you only there’s a good chance that you would get him for bugger all, and if you don’t then Carlton should get him for free.
ED, I’m sure we would be keen if the trade didn’t cost us much, I’ll speak to my guys.
Butters to Collins, 2005
COLLO, Mate the watts boy wants us or you.
BUTTERS, we haven’t got enough to do a deal,
COLLO, I’ve spoken to his manager and he thinks that if Ferg nominates you only you should be able to get him for bugger all, if not we gets him in the PSD.
BUTTERS, do a Stevens with him??????
COLLO, dunno what your talking about. But the crows would be a lot more likely to do a cheap deal than port ever would be, You could actually get him for bugger all.
BUTTERS, could be seen as draft manipulation?
COLLO, nah, imposable,
BUTTERS, I’ll talk to my guys
Jim Watts to Max Stevens
JIM, Max are we on?
MAX, yep, just don’t offer anything more than what you’ve got now, don’t get a 3rd club involved and you should get him.
JIM, are you absolutely sure that the Crows will fold?
MAX, If they let him go in the PSD I would be surprised, but at least he could live back at home.
JIM, we are going to offer them 2 guys we are going to delist anyway and our 2nd round pick.
MAX, that should do it.
I have obviously just made them up! before anybody start with the liable stuff.
Collins to McGuire,2003
COLLO, Ed we’ve got a problem that you might be able to help with.
ED, Yeah.
COLLO, Were interested in that Stevens lad at port, but because we got done for the salary cap thing we just can’t afford to give anything up for him.
ED, so.
COLLO, Well the salary cap thing is nothing we all haven’t done over here.
ED, silence.
COLLO, we defiantly don’t want to get done for draft manipulation. But if you guys could screw port around for us there’s a fair chance we could get him for free in the PSD.
ED, What’s in it for us?
COLLO, apart from costing port a GF shot and sticking fat with a fellow foundation Melbourne club, not much.
COLLO, its something we won’t forget.
ED, Port could get in our way next season, but I don’t think it’s a good idea.
Max Stevens to McGuire, day 2 trade week
MAX, Ed, the Stevens trade is probably going to happen, but he really only wants to play for the blues or you.
ED, I’m not sure we are willing to give up as much as Melbourne so I doubt it will be us.
MAX, did collo speak to you a couple of weeks ago?
ED, dunno what you’re talking about, I told him to bugger off.
MAX, If Nick nominates you only there’s a good chance that you would get him for bugger all, and if you don’t then Carlton should get him for free.
ED, I’m sure we would be keen if the trade didn’t cost us much, I’ll speak to my guys.
Butters to Collins, 2005
COLLO, Mate the watts boy wants us or you.
BUTTERS, we haven’t got enough to do a deal,
COLLO, I’ve spoken to his manager and he thinks that if Ferg nominates you only you should be able to get him for bugger all, if not we gets him in the PSD.
BUTTERS, do a Stevens with him??????
COLLO, dunno what your talking about. But the crows would be a lot more likely to do a cheap deal than port ever would be, You could actually get him for bugger all.
BUTTERS, could be seen as draft manipulation?
COLLO, nah, imposable,
BUTTERS, I’ll talk to my guys
Jim Watts to Max Stevens
JIM, Max are we on?
MAX, yep, just don’t offer anything more than what you’ve got now, don’t get a 3rd club involved and you should get him.
JIM, are you absolutely sure that the Crows will fold?
MAX, If they let him go in the PSD I would be surprised, but at least he could live back at home.
JIM, we are going to offer them 2 guys we are going to delist anyway and our 2nd round pick.
MAX, that should do it.




