Wayne Jackson's Job Is Easy! Future Plan For The Afl!

[Mags]

Here Is My Plan For The Afl

1. The Season Should Be Longer
2. 30 MATCHES= A FAIR DRAW (Everyone Plays Each Other Twice)
3. Every 5 Weeks, Have A Week Off So The Players Can Recuperate
4. Re-Open Waverley To Cope With The Matches
5. No More Trail By Video (The Rule Sux)
6. Stuff Playing More Games In Sydney Play Some In Tassie, Darwin Ect.
7. And Send Wayne Jackson To Eithopia!

 

[SS11]

YEP- here here MAGS
let SYDNEY have their bumsniffing barbaric sport..
give the AFL to a real supporter area, TASMANIA

and how easy would it be to amke the AFL the best sport in the world, JACKSON should take a longgggggg HARD look at HIMSELF

 

[Mags]

How About SS11 us 2 for Commissioners!

Oh And A Couple More New Rules Too!

No More Salary Cap

Colonial Stadium To Be Bulldozed Or Be Made All General Admission and Sit The Rich Bastards On Level 4 Make Them Resevered Seats!

 

[JUBJUB]

Originally posted by Mags:
Here Is My Plan For The Afl

1. The Season Should Be Longer
2. 30 MATCHES= A FAIR DRAW (Everyone Plays Each Other Twice)
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I would of thought a Collingwoodenspoon Supporter would want less games.That way you wouldn't lose as much -Doh!!!!!!!!!!!!



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"The good humour man can only be pushed so far ". -Bart Simpson

 

[Mags]

Hey SCUMSCUM!
Under My Afl U Wouldnt Be Allowed Into The Footy U Scum! So Shut Ya Mouth!



[This message has been edited by Mags (edited 28 October 2000).]

 

[SS11]

its alright JUBJUB
we knew you wouldnt get your head around that

so just go back and breastfeed your twin babies ok?

the babies are called **** and YOU

 

[CJH]

Why is it that only Collingwood supporters seem to revert to poor prose, spelling, grammmar and swearing with each post? What started as a thread with possibilities of serious intellectual discussion quickly degenerated into a shambles!

 

[dyson]

Wayne Jackson another south australian who had to come to Victoria to find employment. Even knows why he does not work at 3AW with those other fools Hooks and Price.

 

[Mags]

Im Starting A New Football League!
*It Will Be Called A.R.F Aussie Rulz Footy!
*Me And SS11 Are The Chairman's Of The New Arf

*ARF HQ Will Be At The Nearly Renovated Waverley Park

*Seating Will Be 1st In Best Dressed None Of This Book Seat Crap.

*We will split the ground seating in two- one half of the ground for each team

*Abc Will Have The Tv Rights (Live Games Friday Nite Footy, Saturday Afvo, Saturday Nite, Sunday Afvo Etc.)

*No Tv Flashing Lights

*Cops At The Footy Slashed By 50%

*You can run on the ground after the game, and when someone kicks 100, no NAZI SECURITY TACTICS

* Final Five ALA 1990 style (if you finish 6 7 8 you go straight out anyway)

*State Of Origin To Come Back

*All Teams Will Be Play At Victoria Park, Waverley Park, Western Oval, Albert Oval, Optus Oval (But Will Be Renamed Princes Park), Ausdoc Oval Etc. Will all be refurnished and upgraded to hold at least 50,000-60,000 ppl, and all team home games will be played there, thus re-inventing suburb rivalry.

*No Ansett Cup (30 Round Season)

*Port And Adelaide To Merge and play there games at Adelaide Oval coz ppl hate footy park.

*Freo And West Coast To Merge and Play there games at Subiaco

*Geelong And Roos To Merge And Become The New Fitzroy

*Teams Are

Collingwood Play at Vic Park 100,000 Capacity

Carlton At Princes Park 85,000 Capacity

Brisbane At The Gabba And Some Games In Carins And The Gold Coast (Make them Queenslands Team)

Adelaide And Port Merger At Adelaide Oval

Eagles And Freo Merger At Subiaco

Tasmaina York Park And A New Ground In Hobart

Sydney At Stadium Australia And The New Albert Oval

Hawks Waverley Park 150,000 Capacity Stadium

Tigers The G

Demons Mcg 100,000 Capacity Stadium

Saints Moorabbin a New 60,000 Stadium

Dogs Western Oval A New 60,000 Plus Stadium

Essendon Play Whereva U Want And Rebuild Windy Hill Ya Selfs

Darwin At Marrara Stadium 33,000 Plus Stadium Air Contadined Stadium coz it gets to hot there!

Canberra At Mankua Oval 30,000 All Seater

New Zealand At Westpac Stadium

*Grand Finals- every member of each team automatically recieves a ticket, and the rest of the tickets go on sale ONLY to club Members

*No Games At Colonial Stadium

 

[SS11]

ok, ppl may not agree with EVERYTHING..

BUT IT IS A LEAGUE FOR FANS OF THE GAME, NOT SUITS WHO DRINK CHAMPERS AND DONT BARRACK

 

[Mags]

Grand Final Will Be Played At The 150.000 capacity Waverley Park!

Any Other Questions Plz Ask Me Or SS11 Ur Bosses Of The Arf!

 

[Mags]

No Me And SS11 Now Stand Down Of Chairman!

Plz Welcome Ya New Bosses Alf Andrews And Joffa!

They Will Be Great For The Game!

How About U 2 do u expect the Job!

Ill Have A Fixture Done In A Couple Of Weeks!

[This message has been edited by Mags (edited 28 October 2000).]

 

[dyson]

Collingwood to end up on top of the ladder for change so they can let some other teams get a fair crack of the welfare crap that goes on at the bottom of the ladder.

 

[Mags]

Oh Yeah No Salary Cap As Well!

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

wicked reopening Waverley and i am gonna be queen of this football league ok!
rule 1: no players girlfriends allowed at any club function
rule 2: pre-season training is at my house
rule 3: Spider will play for Collingwood!!!

sPiDeR eVeRiTt and RiCkY oLaReNsHaW
~kewlest players round!!!

 

[Mags]

Ya Darn Right Queen Of The Afl!
Spidey Will Be At The Collingwood FC!

The Draft System Will Be Changed To!

 

[sandie]

And then they wonder why everyone has a go at them. Lol.

 

[Mags]

Well At The Arf There Will Be A New Crowd Policy Too!
1.U Must Be Cheering For Ya Team!
2.No One Gets Kicked Out For Abusive Language!
3.Rich Bastards Get The Shit Seats!

 

[Dippa]

wayne jackson has no clue at all ....
mags should take over put in place the new rules and everyone would be happy...

 

[Mags]

Sorry To All NZ ppl!
There will be no Nz team in the Arf due to lack of funding! Try again in about 20 years ok!

NZ will be replaced With The New Fitzroy who will play there games at the newly Built Junction Oval (Albert Oval)!

The Following Teams Arent Welcome Coz They DOnt Wanna Merge:
Geelong
Kangaroos
West Coast
Fremantle
Adelaide
POrt Power

New Teams Will Be Formed To Replace Them!

Your Chairman Of The New Arf
Mags!

 

[Westy Boy]

shucks Mags.... doggies can stay

Thanks.... or did u just forget to include 'em on that list??

 

[walshy1993]

no salary cap hey mags???
that would mean collingwood would struggle, considering the financial situation now, no salary cap would mean the wouldnt be able to afford to pay players what other clubs can

and u might be interested to note that essendon is already redeveloping windy hill

 

[Mags]

No Salary Cap!!!!!!!! There Will Be No Salary Cap!

The Doggies Can Stay I Like Them!

 

[Mags]

No Salary Cap!!!!!!!! There Will Be No Salary Cap!

The Doggies Can Stay I Like Them!

 

[Pessimistic]

The 150,000 capacity Waverley park with grand finals sounds good.

It will be built with retractable seating so the top tier slides down over the bottom tier and gets closer to the boundary line.

When in this mode the ground is an 'intimate' 50,000 capacity stadium. When the tiers are up (giving the bottom tier a view also) the capacity is an 'awesome' 150,000.