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A mate of mine sent me this:
A family of eagles supporters heads out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shopping .
While in Myers, the son picks up a Fremantle footy jumper and says to his 10 year old sister, "I've decided to become a Dockers supporter and I would like this for Christmas".
His sister, outraged by this, promptly whacks him round the head with her Gucci bag and says, "Go talk to Mum".
Off goes the little lad with the Fremantle footy jumper in hand and
finds his mother.
"Mum?"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Dockers supporter and I would like
this jumper for Christmas."
The mother is outraged at this and throws her knitting down , then promptly whacks him around the head with a half empty bottle of Devils Lair '98 Chardonnay and says, "Lets go talk to your father".
Off they go to the beer garden at the Queens with footy jumper in hand and find Ronald, his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Dockers supporter and I would like
this jumper for Christmas."
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head with his copy of the Financial Review and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT", and then throws him in the back of the Range Rover.
About half an hour later they're all back sitting at home in Dianella. The mother turns to her son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today."
The son says, "Yes I have."
"Good, son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been a Dockers supporter for an hour and already I hate you West Coast pricks".
A family of eagles supporters heads out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shopping .
While in Myers, the son picks up a Fremantle footy jumper and says to his 10 year old sister, "I've decided to become a Dockers supporter and I would like this for Christmas".
His sister, outraged by this, promptly whacks him round the head with her Gucci bag and says, "Go talk to Mum".
Off goes the little lad with the Fremantle footy jumper in hand and
finds his mother.
"Mum?"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Dockers supporter and I would like
this jumper for Christmas."
The mother is outraged at this and throws her knitting down , then promptly whacks him around the head with a half empty bottle of Devils Lair '98 Chardonnay and says, "Lets go talk to your father".
Off they go to the beer garden at the Queens with footy jumper in hand and find Ronald, his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be a Dockers supporter and I would like
this jumper for Christmas."
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head with his copy of the Financial Review and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT", and then throws him in the back of the Range Rover.
About half an hour later they're all back sitting at home in Dianella. The mother turns to her son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today."
The son says, "Yes I have."
"Good, son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been a Dockers supporter for an hour and already I hate you West Coast pricks".
