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“I’m sorry, Mr. Franklin…we don’t sell those here.”

Worsfold narrowed his eyes as the disappointed customer left his pharmacy. It wasn’t always easy coming to this job after a long day of training the boys, but John thought it was good to get his mind off football for a while. And there was a lot to get his mind off right now. Being able to escape the occurrences of the past 24 hours were just what John needed. Oh, shit…

The doors swung open and Shuey walked briskly to the front counter, followed Swiftly by Scooter. He placed the lock of hair down in front of Woosha with great purpose.

“We need you to take a look at this.”

Woosha rolled his eyes. “Boys…how many times do I have to tell you, this is a pharmacy…not a forensics lab. If this is a repeat of you bringing in the stains on your couch so I can find out who…”

“No…we want you to tell us who this lock of hair belongs to.”

“Lock of hair? Did somebody say lock of hair?”

Worsfold’s assistant, the blond-haired Mark Nicoski, bounded out from the back of the shop out to the counter; hair blowing slightly in the air conditioned space. Dodging carefully around a tray of tablets as to avoid pulling a hamstring, Nicoski grabbed the lock out of Shuey’s hands and immediately brought it to his nose.

“Mmm…interesting. It smells very strongly of strawberries…a hint of pine…a dash of vanilla. Intriguing indeed.”

Nicoski smiled dreamily and looked back towards Shuey, rubbing the hair over his face slowly, his heart beating faster with every brush.

“I…know this hair…intimately.”

Shuey broke out in a large grin. “You do?”

Shuddering with delight, Nicoski managed a nod. “Of course…I’d have thought you’d have recognised it too. There’s not many players at the club with hair as luscious and flowing as this.”

Shuey and Scooter looked at each other in confusion. Who did they know who had such magnificent locks? Not Naitanui…they were the wrong colour. Rowan Jones, maybe, but he had retired years ago, despite the pleas of the fans and female trainers. Shannon Hurn?

Nicoski wiped the sweat off his brow with the lock of hair and placed it gently in his front pocket. Taking out a pen and paper, he wrote down an address and handed it to Scooter.

“You go to this address, you’ll find the owner. But I get to keep the lock…finders fee.”

Shuey nodded. Subtly, he and Scooter exited the pharmacy, nodding to Woosha as they went. The coach shook his head in sadness, leaning down against the counter with a sigh.

“I hope Shuey knows what he’s doing.”

“I don’t think he does, Woosh. Look at that uninspired mop. He'd be darling with some curls.”

TO BE CONTINUED...
 
You're really good at this Thorne.

Have you written many stories?
 

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You're really good at this Thorne.

Have you written many stories?

I write in my spare time; mainly screenplays. Would love to write properly one day but it's never easy to tell how good your ideas/writing are. It's a little daunting to let people read it at first too.
 
Whose hair is it??!?!?!

Surely it's from the shintaro!
 
I write in my spare time; mainly screenplays. Would love to write properly one day but it's never easy to tell how good your ideas/writing are. It's a little daunting to let people read it at first too.

Well I think you're really good at it.

Keep it up :thumbsu: :thumbsu: :thumbsu:
 
“This is the address?”

“Sure looks like it.”

Shuey and Scooter hopped off the back of Scooter’s scooter and walked towards the humongous iron gates that sat in front of 32 Cloke Avenue in Peppermint Grove; certainly the higher end of the spectrum in Perth real estate. What looked back at the two was certainly impressive; a genuine mansion of at least three storeys, with a massive garden in the front and a small maze visible at the back of the house. It was a house fit for a King. The King, even.

Shuey walked up to the intercom and pushed the buzzer. The answer was almost instantaneous; as though they were expected. The voice, to Shuey’s intrigue, sounded oddly familiar.

“Yes?”

“Uh…hi. It’s Luke Shuey and Sco…”

“I can see who you are. My master has granted you permission to enter.”

The two jumped back as the massive gate began to swing open. They walked through together and began to make their way up the wide driveway to the large doors at the front. The garden was filled with beautiful flora, and the scent of rosemary hung in the air. The most impressive aspect of the courtyard, however, was the enormous statue erected in front of the mansion itself. As the two walked around it, they could see it was of a young man, muscled and shirtless, wrestling what appeared to be a grizzly bear. The face was that of one of their teammates; Thomas Swift, his long locks flowing in the hypothetical breeze.

Scooter looked up at the fountain with surprise. “Whoever it is, they sure have a hard on for…”

“…excuse me, Gentlemen…”

The two snapped their heads to the front of the mansion to see a familiar face making his way towards them…but not in his usual attire. Dressed in a formal black suit with a dazzling gold vest and a small but effective black bow-tie…it was their teammate Sam Butler.

“…but my master is expecting you.”

Shuey looked at Butler with confusion. “Your master? I don’t understand.”

Butler laughed. “I understand your confusion…there was a change in the timetable. Normally Beau Waters would have today’s shift, but he is unwell. He’s going to take my shift tomorrow when I will be unwell.”

Butler adjusted his tie in some discomfort. “It’s a good rotation system Beau and I seem to have going.”

The well dressed man began to walk into the mansion, and the two boys followed suit. Shuey jogged to keep up with his teammate, who seemed eager to get to his destination.

“No…I don’t understand why you’re doing this…and for who?”

Butler the butler narrowed his eyes, stopping in front of a large mahogany door at the back of the expansive marble floored lobby. “For whom, Mr. Shuey. My master will see you now…”

Opening the mahogany doors revealed another impressive room, this one lined with thousands of medical texts and capped off with an ancient fireplace in the corner. The flames cast eerie shadows around the room as they hit the man sitting on the large leather seat, back turned, tufts of dyed blonde hair poking from the top. Swinging the chair around, he revealed his identity…the owner of the lock…Thomas Swift.

“Hello, Luke. Please…have a seat. Chardonnay?”

TO BE CONTINUED...
 
Normally Beau Waters would have today’s shift, but he is unwell. He’s going to take my shift tomorrow when I will be unwell.”

Butler adjusted his tie in some discomfort. “It’s a good rotation system Beau and I seem to have going.”
Brilliant WCE reference.
 
Wow...the story gets more and more intriguing.

You really put so much thought into the plot it is like wow...

Ok am turning into a Thorne fan girl now lol. Sorry.
 
Wow...the story gets more and more intriguing.

You really put so much thought into the plot it is like wow...

Ok am turning into a Thorne fan girl now lol. Sorry.

Thanks :oops:

I have a pretty simple process for the plot line. I think of random stuff, I put it together, try to pass it off as a coherent story haha.
 
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Out of interest, does anybody have any theories so far as to who might have killed Koby? And why?


western bulldogs, so that they can complain that when they traded for him they didn't get him,
why? so that the afl feels sorry for them and hands them money like its going out of fashion, saints were interested (so they sent duthie in) because they had their eye on koby, whilst simultaneously trying to steal mitch (will happen later in the story)
 

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