Roast We are in trouble

[ScragCity]

0/2 to start off the year. We are supposed to be defending the premiership and yet we have lost to one middle-tier side and tonight we were humiliated by the WOODEN SPOONERS.

Our "premiership backline" is a mess now. Did losing Hamling really make all the difference?

What the * is going on with Marcus Bootempelli?! Rumours of him doing an achilles, even the journos are clicking on to the "mystery" surrounding him.

Has Beveridge's game plan been figured out or have we just lost our desire? One flag and now we can take it easy for another 60 years?

I've spent enough of my life punching holes in my walls and crying in anger as we lose to ******* rubbish teams every week.

 

[threenewpadlocks]

Solid effort Scrag, but I feel your one-liners are better than your stories, much like how some stand-up comedians are better at delivering one-liners than they are storytellers.

 

[Eliteflyboy]

0/2 to start off the year. We are supposed to be defending the premiership and yet we have lost to one middle-tier side and tonight we were humiliated by the WOODEN SPOONERS.

Our "premiership backline" is a mess now. Did losing Hamling really make all the difference?

What the **** is going on with Marcus Bootempelli?! Rumours of him doing an achilles, even the journos are clicking on to the "mystery" surrounding him.

Has Beveridge's game plan been figured out or have we just lost our desire? One flag and now we can take it easy for another 60 years?

I've spent enough of my life punching holes in my walls and crying in anger as we lose to ******* rubbish teams every week.

Respectfully, it's only the JLT. And it's also a long season ahead, plenty of time to gather momentum for another flag.

 

[adegrub21]

Surely this is a troll??!

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[maddog37]

I'm feeling that we should perhaps start tanking for our next premiership assault.

 

[ManOfClay]

Hamling got monstered in his one jlt game. We don't miss him.


Still love you hammer

 

[Libba39]

Solid effort Scrag, but I feel your one-liners are better than your stories, much like how some stand-up comedians are better at delivering one-liners than they are storytellers.

Yeah, keep it to a couple of lines. It's less obvious that way....

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Mods delete thread

 

[adegrub21]

Thank God we didn't play Bob, JJ, Biggs, Dickson, Cloke, Libba, Bontempelli, Hunter, Moyd and Cordy. Those guys were weighing us down

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[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

I mean I know I don't post in here all that much and all…..

But is this guy for real?

 

[maddog37]

Thank God we didn't play Bob, JJ, Biggs, Dickson, Cloke, Libba, Bontempelli, Hunter, Moyd and Cordy. Those guys were weighing us down

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Dal. Fletch.

 

[adegrub21]

Dal. Fletch.

Oh yea. Those guys especially. Just rubbish players really.

I think the group we had tonight are the guys for our tilt at the flag. Just full of really wise, experienced heads to go with their strong bodies...

I mean I know I don't post in here all that much and all…..

But is this guy for real?

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[Eliteflyboy]

That's it, Lions for the flag this year.

 

[X_box_X]

FFS.

 

[Igloo]

0/10

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