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Media We Interrupt This Episode Of Blue's Clues...

Discussion in 'The Sweet F.A. (SFA) - Fantasy Footy League' started by Cloud_, Jul 13, 2018.

  1. Cloud_

    Cloud_ Dear Leader

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    The Sweet FA Off-Season. A time where many in the league are standing at the summit of optimism, their eyes shining with excitement and faces brimming with hope at the endless possibilities that lie in the season ahead. No place would be more optimistic than at the House of Gumby where the new captain Fryer Tuck has been making Play-Doh models of his cracking group of star recruits ready to be sold as Gumbies FFC merchandise.

    "Crikey! What an off-season we've had. BLERN the omnipresent superstar EKA Medalist, BRAB represented by a perfectly sculpted 90 degree right angle, two reliable soldiers in WaLkEr_ThE_StAr and roo2macca, excited rookies... Everything's gone perfectly to plan!"

    And who could blame him for thinking so. This morning, Sam McClure had just labelled the Royals the 'New Gumbies', no longer were the Gumbies the laughing stock of the league. Everything was looking up.

    "Now where did I put the clay for fumbler?"

    He began moulding fumbler's chiseled physique in clay, without doubt the 208 game league icon was a brilliant coup for the club. An experienced campaigner who's done it all before and possesses a track record that stands against anyone. Fumbler would be the rock of any rebuilding side. With this core of posters the Gumbies are all set to be the feel good story of Season 26.

    But as we know, in the Sweet F.A has twists and turns, ups and downs, it's brightly coloured and very loud. Nothing ever goes exactly to plan.

    As Fryer is about to finish his fumbler Play-Doh replica, the television screen he had playing in the background flashes from the episode of Blue's Clues...

    "We interrupt this episode of Blue's Clues to bring you some breaking news at The Golden Throne."

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    The screen cut to the scene of fumbler standing alongside Royals captain Blacky and league administrator Cloud.

    "Cor Blimey! What the heck has he done now!" Fryer exclaimed in confusion.

    "Thank you all for coming today, we are very happy to announce that the Gold City Royals have acquired the services of 3121 premiers affectionately know fumbler for Season 26", Blacky said as he fronted the press "fumbler is an iconic figure in the league who has played in and built successful teams of the past. He's an influential leader with valuable experience and no doubt in strong consideration for the Hall of Fame. We look forward to working with fumbler to make the Royals the pinnacle of posting quality in the league again and build towards our maiden premiership."

    "B-But... why?!" Fryer cries.

    A reporter put the pertinent question to fumbler "Fumbler it was just recently announced that you had agreed to join the Gumbies, a struggling club for many seasons to help them rebuild towards being a successful organisation again. With so many promising recruitments they've made this past off-season why would you turn your back on them?"

    With all eyes laid on him Fumbles steps forward to the microphone...

    "How many times in your career have you thought you could make a change so drastically that it changes the very fabric of time?
    I don't even know what that means so I decided to leave one sinking ship that's dead in the water to another that made Carlton look like a pot of goal at the end of a rainbow. The Gumbies may have a chance to get back to the golden years, but i'm not going to be there due to the fact that I just can't see myself swimming in a tiny pond. So many times I thought I could be their Warrior, their hero, their Le Bron, but no matter how much you polish a turd, it's still a turd.

    fumbler is changing history today people.

    The best move on a chess board is when you throw all the pieces in the air and hope one lands the right way up. That is what I am doing today, I am writing wrongs of the past and making sure that the Royals deliver what I promised those seasons ago. I have seen what I can accomplish, you have seen what I can do once I have some duct tape, Telstra rope and a can of creamy soda....... the SFA World is my oyster and I am her man.

    So join in the chorus, and sing it one and all
    Join in the chorus, for fumblers on the ball
    Good old Royals have signed him up again
    And fumbler will lead us to the premiership
    Victory for all of us, just you wait and see."

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  2. BRAB

    BRAB Just Hip my Wood

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    Thanks for your time at the gumbies fumbler. Your contributions will not be forgotten.
     
  3. The Half Back

    The Half Back BC Approved

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  4. roo2macca

    roo2macca Brownlow Medallist

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    It was truly the best 21 hours at a club I've ever witnessed.
     
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  5. Freakie

    Freakie Cool cool cool

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  6. Thatsapaddlin

    Thatsapaddlin Norm Smith Medallist

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    I’ve posted too much of late, glad we have reinforcements to allow me to slither back into the shadows
     
  7. JackNah_8

    JackNah_8 Hall of Famer

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    3121 premiers how long will you stay at your new club? The furies are waiting for your return.
     
  8. TJASTA

    TJASTA 100%

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    who?
     
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  9. haydo

    haydo One Day-ish

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    When are you joining a new club? And when will it be the Wonders?
     
  10. Freakie

    Freakie Cool cool cool

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    I'm guessing 15 minutes. His attention span isn't very long.
     
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  11. JackNah_8

    JackNah_8 Hall of Famer

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    Fumbler told me to join the Gumbies
     
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  12. haydo

    haydo One Day-ish

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    He is completely wrong
     
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  13. TJASTA

    TJASTA 100%

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    I thought it was the Royals?
     
  14. roo2macca

    roo2macca Brownlow Medallist

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    Fumbler will still be a gumby, he'll just have to do a lap of the entire SFA first which should be done by tomorrow night.
     
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  15. U2tigers

    U2tigers Brownlow Medallist

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    The weakest 2 clubs stealing players off each other. Huge News.
     
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  16. JackNah_8

    JackNah_8 Hall of Famer

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    A week ago, he said "JN8 join the Gumbies"
     
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  17. kdavva74

    kdavva74 Hotel? Trivago.

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    This has unravelled the Gumbies entire season.
     
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  18. BLERN

    BLERN Voted 2nd best BLERN on regularsizedfooty

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    Seems im going to have to wait a few days/weeks to get to play on the same team as fumbler
     
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  19. spookism

    spookism Premium Platinum

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    Never has there been a more accurate comment made in the Sweet FA
     
  20. Blacky

    Blacky The King

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    By what metric?
     
  21. U2tigers

    U2tigers Brownlow Medallist

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    match threads in season 25.
     
  22. Blacky

    Blacky The King

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    Obviously rewarded in the beez and All SFA then?
     
  23. I Dont Care

    I Dont Care Premium Platinum

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    Well...well...Fumbles and his integrity strike again
     
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  24. spookism

    spookism Premium Platinum

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    Probably saw your efforts down the gym.
     
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  25. Blacky

    Blacky The King

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    DemonGym
     
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