Banter "We love the powder at Port, no matter the sort, it's the true Port Adelaide tradition. POWDER!!"

[PAFC04]

Dog Collar Trent
Was a funny old gent
Whose quiff was styled with glue.
One glorious day
He point the wrong way.
Coz he had no idea which way the wind blew.

Yeah, neither does johnas

 

[Michaels]

In the same place you find yourself in now....and last year and the years before you won that glorious premiership...that’s only time you have done anything good...

Chaplin still on the books, you could do with him.





You guys by 5 points...as we love to give teams a turning point to their season....

we are not s**t now..

we are just on a short break....

 

[PAFC04]

we are not s**t now..

we are just on a short break....

Come back on your break the following week please..... and change over the Crows dunny roll when your done...

 

[Michaels]

Come back on your break the following week please..... and change over the Crows dunny roll when your done...

It's not a dunny roll.

its a tarp we borrowed from you guys.

 

[Makeshft_Mauler]

Come back on your break the following week please..... and change over the Crows dunny roll when your done...

were actually trying our hardest to get you to resign hinkley for another 5 years.

 

[roacheee]

Why are tigers fans always so melty. Start a banter thread then melt when someone throws chat

port fan? no, just a lost pussy
you were suckin on your mommas t***ies last time you beat us

 

[roacheee]

Any of the Port fans been using their new tinder app? How is it working out so far?
https://www.portadelaidefc.com.au/news/2019-03-22/perfect-pear-your-port-adelaide-dating-service

also known as ...... gumjobs'r'us

 

[snozulu]

were actually trying our hardest to get you to resign hinkley for another 5 years.

No need for that. That would be like us setting up a petition to get Chaplin as your new senior coach.

 

[SplintWhisky]

and change over the Crows dunny roll when your done...

The only thing we will do for them is hit replay on our theme song, or give them a live version.

 

[kozi]

Bit lovey dovey in here. Time for Captain footsteps

 

[roacheee]

funny AND good natured bants....it's a breath of fresh air
something you won't get in alberton very often

 

[roacheee]

No need for that. That would be like us setting up a petition to get Chaplin as your new senior coach.

he'd take us to a new level.....a higher plane if you will

























thanks i'll be here all week, try the veal

 

[KiwiTiger]

were actually trying our hardest to get you to resign hinkley for another 5 years.

We sent Gerard Murphy over to work on their culture and leadership post our 2016 upheavals.

Haere Ra

 

[roacheee]

question for port fans with sgt. schultz, matty white and dave rodan in your side, how did you not win the flag?

 

[Royce Hafey]

Dog Collar Trent
Was a funny old gent
Whose quiff was styled with glue.
One glorious day
He point the wrong way.
Coz he had no idea which way the wind blew.

We used to drive Port fans insane
With the landing of the Chaplin plane
Until we beat up on a Crow
Now they don't know which way to go
A bit like our captain in that game
Which we prefer to go unnamed
Now we've named a team - each player a dwarf
How will it go? At least we're not Norf!

 

[philreich]

Got nothin'.

I wonder when the pleasure of 2017 will fade and I will be able to hate you again.

There's just too many great memories, such as that photo of the MCG being dug up, and the caption was, "FOUR DAYS INTO THE SEARCH, AND STILL NO SIGN OF JOSH JENKINS."

 

[philreich]

I would’ve thought never again ? Afterall crows won’t win another flag for a loooooooooooooooong time .

Earlier this week, the Crows notched up 7500 days since their last flag - I expect that number to triple.

 

[Tiges1229]

Earlier this week, the Crows notched up 7500 days since their last flag - I expect that number to triple.

Lol Norff will beat them this week I rekon .

 

[philreich]

Lol Norff will beat them this week I rekon .

I reckon you're right. I heard about this Crows fan after they lost to Geelong last week - he wore his Crows top to bed. His missus just looked at him coldly and said, "You won't score tonight, wearing that."

 

[Pear1870]

Any of the Port fans been using their new tinder app? How is it working out so far?

https://www.portadelaidefc.com.au/news/2019-03-22/perfect-pear-your-port-adelaide-dating-service

Yeah, not bad thanks mate.
Hoping to get a good time starting about 4.05 saturday arvo - with a happy ending a few hours later. I'll let you know how it ends. I'm guessing about 3 goals.

Say hi to your mum for me.

 

[Pear1870]

question for port fans with sgt. schultz, matty white and dave rodan in your side, how did you not win the flag?

42

 

[Pear1870]

Can’t have that - have to lift the insults

You smell like chicken salt


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Well your mother was a hamster .... and your father smelt of elderberries.

 

[rowlingsdevsqd]

Well your mother was a hamster .... and your father smelt of elderberries.

Wow- that explains so much about my life and maybe my fascination with Ferris wheels


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[smasha]

Wow- that explains so much about my life and maybe my fascination with Ferris wheels


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Scented ferris wheels.

 

[BC9_]

WE NEED MORE PORT POWDER IN 'ERE! QUICK!