Media We went jeans shopping with Omans most militant hipsters, but first, an interview with Gentlemen

[Gentlemen]

by some young hack 23 year old former Buzzfeed employee

2 years have gone, 4 seasons, the question is asked by the few people who vaguely remember you, what happened?
So right first and foremost I never 'stalked' Taylor Swift and her security team had no right to pack me into a van and make me work in the gulags for 2 years, no right at all, also funny story, the nutters were completely right, lizard people are real and run an secret ethnostate in Siberia led by Taylor Swift, crazy huh?


Uh right, so whats the biggest difference you've noticed from the league?
Right I think you're completely skipping over the lizard people reveal, that's crazy, also the Earth isn't flat but it's hollow, that's where they lay their eggs. Also don't you want to know how I escaped? Have you seen the Peter Weir movie The Way Back? it's really good, Saoirse Ronan's in it, it was like that but with more cannibalism

But to answer you question nothing has changed, in fact not enough, where's the expansion at? In my day we had a new team every 2nd week, only real ones remember the OFG warriors.

Yeah sure, why did you decide to come back to the league?
Well I was going to retire but apparently the Furies decided to stop giving me my captains wage when I dissapeard, bastards, and the Sweet goverment has implemented a work for the dole so here I am. Also seriously my escape was awesome we crossed the gobi desert in a mad max style convoy, why do you not care about that?

Right and the last question I'm being forced to ask, have any teams shown intrest?
Well the Furies have acted like I wasn't the worst captain there in their history, which is pretty insane, have you seen some of the captains they've had?

Also Mount Buller officials have attempted to stuff me into a car on multiple occasions, no one else has though, that's pretty insulting, 150 games, AA, Dual premiership player? Where's the respect for the elders here. This is a cry for help.

And that's all we have time for.

OK but seriously you glossed over the whole lizard people thing they control Russia you fools they're coming for you

Pictured, Gentlemen

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[Yakker]

Mt Buller signs Gentlemen , he will be our first and only gentleman. Good times

Now, tell me more about them there lizard people

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Also Mount Buller officials have attempted to stuff me into a car on multiple occasions, no one else has though, that's pretty insulting, 150 games, AA, Dual premiership player? Where's the respect for the elders here.

We'd have tried but we at Sin City have spent all of our funds on Kombucha and Whiskey and can't afford a car.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

 

[manangatang]

Mt Buller signs Gentlemen , he will be our first and only gentleman. Good times

Now, tell me more about them there lizard people

He’s Mount Buller material

 

[TJASTA]

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Don't look, the swampbrabs are a ****ing disgrace

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Fair warning, Cloud_ plans to make posting Eric Andre vids and gifs a reportable offence on the SFA board in response to a formal complaint from Ant Bear and the swampbrabs.

 

[TJASTA]

Fair warning, Cloud_ plans to make posting Eric Andre vids and gifs a reportable offence on the SFA board in response to a formal complaint from Ant Bear and the swampbrabs.

Meh, rules are meant to be broken.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Lizard people are real.
I saw a documentary where a man fought one...

 

[Barrybran]

by some young hack 23 year old former Buzzfeed employee

2 years have gone, 4 seasons, the question is asked by the few people who vaguely remember you, what happened?
So right first and foremost I never 'stalked' Taylor Swift and her security team had no right to pack me into a van and make me work in the gulags for 2 years, no right at all, also funny story, the nutters were completely right, lizard people are real and run an secret ethnostate in Siberia led by Taylor Swift, crazy huh?


Uh right, so whats the biggest difference you've noticed from the league?
Right I think you're completely skipping over the lizard people reveal, that's crazy, also the Earth isn't flat but it's hollow, that's where they lay their eggs. Also don't you want to know how I escaped? Have you seen the Peter Weir movie The Way Back? it's really good, Saoirse Ronan's in it, it was like that but with more cannibalism

But to answer you question nothing has changed, in fact not enough, where's the expansion at? In my day we had a new team every 2nd week, only real ones remember the OFG warriors.

Yeah sure, why did you decide to come back to the league?
Well I was going to retire but apparently the Furies decided to stop giving me my captains wage when I dissapeard, bastards, and the Sweet goverment has implemented a work for the dole so here I am. Also seriously my escape was awesome we crossed the gobi desert in a mad max style convoy, why do you not care about that?

Right and the last question I'm being forced to ask, have any teams shown intrest?
Well the Furies have acted like I wasn't the worst captain there in their history, which is pretty insane, have you seen some of the captains they've had?

Also Mount Buller officials have attempted to stuff me into a car on multiple occasions, no one else has though, that's pretty insulting, 150 games, AA, Dual premiership player? Where's the respect for the elders here. This is a cry for help.

And that's all we have time for.

OK but seriously you glossed over the whole lizard people thing they control Russia you fools they're coming for you

Pictured, Gentlemen

Up Next on Vice, How this one crazy Kegel exercise can improve you commute to work.

Interviewing yourself? You sound like a Dragon.

 

[Gentlemen]

Interviewing yourself? You sound like a Dragon.

Bit off topic but genuinely forgot Bears were a team in this league.

 

[Barrybran]

Bit off topic but genuinely forgot Bears were a team in this league.

That was my understanding too prior to S26. Redemption baby!

 

[philreich]

Bit off topic but genuinely forgot Bears were a team in this league.

And you call yourself a gentleman!!!!!!

 

[NaturalDisaster]

And you call yourself a gentleman!!!!!!

It’s meant to be ironic dummy.

 

[philreich]

It’s meant to be ironic dummy.

I was being sarcastic dummy.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I was being sarcastic dummy.

Oi, dont backpedal and say you were joking, that’s my thing.

 

[philreich]

Oi, dont backpedal and say you were joking, that’s my thing.

Yeah I've never cracked a joke on this forum - it's totally not my thing.....

 

[This Is Anfield]

Yeah I've never cracked a joke on this forum - it's totally not my thing.....

Yeah NaturalDisaster, I can confirm that phil has never cracked a joke as far as I can tell!

Happy to help, phil.

 

[philreich]

Yeah NaturalDisaster, I can confirm that phil has never cracked a joke as far as I can tell!

Happy to help, phil.

"You scratch my back, and I'll stab yours." Thanks TIA .