Weak as Piss

[Draftee]

This club is an absolute wreck/mess.. they have no spirit, heart or attack and even hunger. They have the softest bloke captaining them who if he gets niggled goes to instant water.. Langdon, Weideman and Lever are absolute cats who don’t play for the jumper at all. They need some coach who can put a bit of c.nt into them and intimidate sides. If I knew I was playing Melbourne I’d go at about 50% because you’re definitely not going to be playing physical footy.. Jim Stynes would be rolling in his grave. Get a dog up ya Melbourne and start playing like a football side for once

 

[Tulip]

Langdon and Weideman are weird targets.

 

[CWaffles]

This club is an absolute wreck/mess.. they have no spirit, heart or attack and even hunger. They have the softest bloke captaining them who if he gets niggled goes to instant water.. Langdon, Weideman and Lever are absolute cats who don’t play for the jumper at all. They need some coach who can put a bit of c.nt into them and intimidate sides. If I knew I was playing Melbourne I’d go at about 50% because you’re definitely not going to be playing physical footy.. Jim Stynes would be rolling in his grave. Get a dog up ya Melbourne and start playing like a football side for once

Obviously don't watch many of our games if you're having a go at Weiderman and Langdon.

 

[harry000]

Trolls are out tonight. Where are the mods?

 

[Tulip]

Points for the use of 'absolute cats' though. Love an old school insult. I don't even know what it means.

 

[Tulip]

Trolls are out tonight. Where are the mods?

This reminds me of the Wild West Bigfooty from when I was 15 when people created rant threads on the reg and not everything was merged. Why would you want mods?

 

[harry000]

This reminds me of the Wild West Bigfooty from when I was 15 when people created rant threads on the reg and not everything was merged. Why would you want mods?

The bloke is a Brisbane supporter with 3 posts under his belt. Clear troll account.

 

[Jibroni]

Just watch the Goodwin presser, lack total substance as to why we lack the hunger and aggression the good teams have.

 

[Crimson Azure]

OP, can I subscribe to your newslette?

I’ read anything.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

This reminds me of the Wild West Bigfooty from when I was 15 when people created rant threads on the reg and not everything was merged. Why would you want mods?

Just give me the banhammer and be done with it. I wouldn't be as ruthless as Goody but I'll try my best.

 

[demondavey]

Trolls are out tonight. Where are the mods?

To be fair, the Saints bloke is great for a laugh

 

[demondavey]

Points for the use of 'absolute cats' though. Love an old school insult. I don't even know what it means.

Personally I thought Cats were pretty tough? I mean, they spend time outdoors overnight, they fight with one another viciously, and they engage in copious amounts of unprotected intercourses on rival patches. That’s just your domestic moggy.

The feral variety are even harder. Survival of the fittest out in the boondocks.

 

[Dory_77]

To be fair, the Saints bloke is great for a laugh

For the first couple of posts. The excessive line breaks makes it annoying to scroll through.

 

[Draftee]

Trolls are out tonight. Where are the mods?

Not a troll mate just being honest, the truth hurts, time for the snow anyway be good and take care

 

[demondavey]

Not a troll mate just being honest, the truth hurts, time for the snow anyway be good and take care

That’s original, and it really hurts every Melbourne poster so much.

 

[harry000]

Not a troll mate just being honest, the truth hurts, time for the snow anyway be good and take care

Unfortunately there's no snow within a 5km radius from my house

 

[Proper Gander]

Personally I thought Cats were pretty tough? I mean, they spend time outdoors overnight, they fight with one another viciously, and they engage in copious amounts of unprotected intercourses on rival patches. That’s just your domestic moggy.

The feral variety are even harder. Survival of the fittest out in the boondocks.

I’m noting a weird theme emerging here

 

[demondavey]

I’m noting a weird theme emerging here

Feral cats kill one million native animals per year