Wee Girls vs Purple NTTAWWTs banter

Things you expect to happen this Saturday?

  • Junktime J0.0sh to kick 10 vs another bottom 4 team

  • Priddis to be nicknamed "Tenderloin" after spending all night butchering the ball

  • Fyfe to get frequent shoulder rubs from carrying his team so hard

  • Pav to exchange his superman cape for a shawl & a blankie to cover his knees

  • Tommy Sheridan to s**t his pants as if Cyril is 3 steps behind him

  • Chris Mayne to guard space better than anyone since Nick Maxwell

  • Josh Hill to demonstrate his auditory gift by hearing footsteps despite 40k screaming fans

  • Jack Watts wonders... do both teams get hometown WA umpiring?


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Any club that uses a phallic symbol should be banned from the league imo
You think that is bad, have you heard their team song?

When you think things can't get any worse they play that abomination. Just as well their window is closed and we won't be hearing it too often for the next 10 years.
 

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So Harley has got one of those strange recent occurrences of a 12+week calf injury.
Its almost like the bloke is on strike
Nope, it is a "mental illness" and how dare you question it. You racist, sexist, homophobic pig!
 
Chris Mayne will lead Freo to victory because the AFL will experiment by awarding the victory to the team with the most forward line pressure acts instead of the most points. Mayne will dominate despite kicking no goals, getting no possessions or laying no tackles.
 
Chris Mayne will lead Freo to victory because the AFL will experiment by awarding the victory to the team with the most forward line pressure acts instead of the most points. Mayne will dominate despite kicking no goals, getting no possessions or laying no tackles.
Chris Mayne.... #1 AFL corraler? o_O
 
the only way the PP can beat the weakGulls is if they petition the AFL to change their jumpers for the day over to the magnificent Brown and Gold stripes that dont clash with anything.

Dud you ever think the reason their Guernsey doesn't clash with anyone is because nobody else wants to look like that?
 
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