Quite possibly the best post on the internet everSome men drive for sport
Others drive for food
The only thing he’s driving for
Is an outfit that plays good
See our Chess, see our Chess
Border lockdowns, so depressed
Craves our weather, there’s no better
Than becoming Campbell sweater
He is sat, foot to the mat
More hyped up than Walker’s hat
His arrival is quite tardy
Didn’t make old Simmo’s barbie
He did drills with Glenelg
Contact training was withheld
According to management planning
He must rest
Tries on his new blue and gold
Size 100? Sold!
See our Chess, see our Chess
See our Chess!
His situation, it’s horrific
Plays like Venners, more prolific
But a Judd and Cousins mixture
Would be best
So let’s prepare the club
Thank Johnson for his snub
See our Chess, see our Chess
Oh please, won’t you see our Chess
(I really like the Chess)