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Vicky Park

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The ultimate bolter! First cousin of The Big Show. Based in the northern suburbs of Melbourne, so no 'go home' issues. Has never had a hamstring, ankle, knee or shin injury. Loves bananas. Used to live next door to Bucks. Captain of his school. Captan of his junior footy team. Leader of the debating society. Speaks several languages. Even helps old Carlton supporters across the road.
 

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The ultimate bolter! First cousin of The Big Show. Based in the northern suburbs of Melbourne, so no 'go home' issues. Has never had a hamstring, ankle, knee or shin injury. Loves bananas. Used to live next door to Bucks. Captain of his school. Captan of his junior footy team. Leader of the debating society. Speaks several languages. Even helps old Carlton supporters across the road.
Even one might alienate him from the cheer squad.
 

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The ultimate bolter! First cousin of The Big Show. Based in the northern suburbs of Melbourne, so no 'go home' issues. Has never had a hamstring, ankle, knee or shin injury. Loves bananas. Used to live next door to Bucks. Captain of his school. Captan of his junior footy team. Leader of the debating society. Speaks several languages. Even helps old Carlton supporters across the road.
you had me until here......
 

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UPDATE: Injured himself, got shirtfronted & has mild concussion.

Sauce says it was after training, doesn't know the rules yet & got between Balmey & several meat pies.

This could be the greatest story that never was. He's already thinking about ghost writing his own autobiography.
 

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UPDATE: Injured himself, got shirtfronted & has mild concussion.

Sauce says it was after training, doesn't know the rules yet & got between Balmey & several meat pies.

This could be the greatest story that never was. He's already thinking about ghost writing his own autobiography.
First Shazz now this, where's the luck?
 

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UPDATE: Injured himself, got shirtfronted & has mild concussion.

Sauce says it was after training, doesn't know the rules yet & got between Balmey & several meat pies.

This could be the greatest story that never was. He's already thinking about ghost writing his own autobiography.

Why is that campaigner Merrett commenting on Collingwood affairs?!
 
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Poor form fat spider.
You know how much it means to TD to start the welcome threads.
Bit mean spirited of you to jump in before him.

As for this pick I think he will definitely push both Grundy and Moore out of the side.
 

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The ultimate bolter! First cousin of The Big Show. Based in the northern suburbs of Melbourne, so no 'go home' issues. Has never had a hamstring, ankle, knee or shin injury. Loves bananas. Used to live next door to Bucks. Captain of his school. Captan of his junior footy team. Leader of the debating society. Speaks several languages. Even helps old Carlton supporters across the road (whilst relieving them of their wallet & watch).
Edited for justice.
 

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The ultimate bolter! First cousin of The Big Show. Based in the northern suburbs of Melbourne, so no 'go home' issues. Has never had a hamstring, ankle, knee or shin injury. Loves bananas. Used to live next door to Bucks. Captain of his school. Captan of his junior footy team. Leader of the debating society. Speaks several languages. Even helps old Carlton supporters across the road.
Yes helps old carlton supporters across the road - just leaves them half way across. He does half the work then says now its your turn
 
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