He wouldn't have a clue what souvlaki is.This is how I imagine it went
"Hello Mitch speaking"
"Yeah g'day mitch I'd like to order 3 large supremes and a couple of 2L coke zeroes thanks"
"Yeah you're right, better make it 3 coke zeroes"
"Sorry I think you have the wrong number"
"Aw jeez this isn't Domino's? Well who's this?"
"Cough. Haha yeah ERM.. just playing a little joke on ya there Mitchy... How'd you like to play for poradelaide?"
"Wow that'd be amazing!"
"Yeah no worries, see you on Monday"
Ken puts the phone down: "where's the bloody number for Domino's, I've ******* recruited someone again"
Bassett: "ken you said with Motlop it'd be the last time. Who'd you call?"
"Georgiadis. Wonder if he knows how to do a good souvlaki?"
"Georgiadis? Ya joking can't believe he didn't go higher"