Toast Welcome to the Crows... Cat B rookie: Ootiib C!! (signed until 2021)

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skam85

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I'm off the bandwagon.
Ootiib C was utterly useless this weekend. Invisible.
Delist, trade.

I'm sure we'll gift him to 200 games though.
 

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Get your mind out of the gutter jenny61_99 , none of Ootiib C's twelve testicles are bruised, it's one of hux six tentacles. Makes manipulating hux suckers just that little bit too hard.

Glad to see we're finally getting some info on old Ootiib C, there's not much you can find on hux on the internet
 

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Bernie L

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Am hearing good reports of his work ethic in the gym. Has already broken a new bench press record for the club of 850kg (3 x 10) and can squat just on 1,200 kg. Can also dumbell curl (using all 8 tentacles) 150kg with each tentacle.
 

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How do statisticians work out the handball/kick thing with a tentacles?

I'm hopeful they've designated them as legs, otherwise goal scoring is is going to be difficult.
 

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How do statisticians work out the handball/kick thing with a tentacles?

I'm hopeful they've designated them as legs, otherwise goal scoring is is going to be difficult.
Easy - if it's tentacle meets tentacle, it's a handball; if it's tentacle dropping to the ball to another tentacle, it's a kick; if the ball suddenly flies out of hux tentacles, it *may* be telekinesis
 

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Ootiib C might have trouble getting free kicks.

makes contact or attempts to make contact with any part of their body with an opposition Player in a manner likely to cause injury; (i)above the shoulders (including the top of the shoulders); or(ii)below the knees.
on the other hand tentacle hux might have some advantages.

trips or attempts to trip an opposition Player, whether by the use of hand, arm, foot or leg;
strikes or attempts to strike an opposition Player, whether by hand, fist, arm, knee or head;
 

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