Toast Welcome to the Crows... Cat B rookie: Ootiib C!! (signed until 2021)

[Thetrader15]

You do not want to bust your left tentacle ... nasty stuff .

Not too bad when you have 7 more left in the kit bag

 

[arrowman]

Maybe xi needs to do a Daniel Chick.

 

[Brenton Davy]

The club should invest in designing a uniform he can tuck the injured tentacle out of harm's way to continue training... Thailand would be a good place to start researching.

They couldn’t find a way to hide the extra tentacles, hence xis absence last season but I have it on good authority that xi performed a ritual and traditional (for xis planet) interbody transmogrification procedure for whereby xi entered Tex’s body via the left earhole and commenced a symbiotic existence within the shattered shell of Tex while using xis otherworldly healing powers

Hence, we have Ootiib C, (I mean Tex) in career best form!

 

[Moonwatcher]

What have I just read?

Oh, nothing, just stare into the light please.

 

[Jarmayhem]

There are threads... and then there are Threads. This is the latter.

 

[Doc_]

It wasnt funny or clever the first time.
Total cringe.

 

[Brenton Davy]

It wasnt funny or clever the first time.
Total cringe.

You don’t HAVE to read it ...

 

[Deaneus!]

You don’t HAVE to read it ...

my understanding is, it is mandatory

 

[Brenton Davy]

my understanding is, it is mandatory

My apologies oh Fearless Leader!

I’ll serve my penance as prescribed

 

[relapse]

Here I was thinking that we'd delisted Oots

Glad to see he's still around the place

 

[FR0GGY]

Can someone explain it yet?

 

[Moonwatcher]

Here I was thinking that we'd delisted Oots

Glad to see he's still around the place

Don't worry he's still young, only 318 years old or something. He'll get his opportunity when he has matured a bit.

 

[Moonwatcher]

my understanding is, it is mandatory

Unlike that comma.

 

[WetCrow1991]

my understanding is, it is mandatory

Reading will continue until morale improves.