Toast Welcome to the Crows... Cat B rookie: Ootiib C!! (signed until 2021)

[Perthcrow23]

Xis Twitter profile pic looks a little different.

Take a look at Ootiib C (@OotiibC): https://twitter.com/OotiibC?s=09

The second greatest thing to happen to BF! After the drafting of old mate Ootiib ofcourse

 

[Moonwatcher]

Dumb and lazy by Tex.

 

[Deaneus!]

Dumb and lazy by Tex.

Ootiib C could take Tex's spot in the team and we'd be a 4 goal better side.

 

[benji2]

Dumb and lazy by Tex.

Wait....so Tex has been Ootiib C all along?

On LG-K500 using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Deaneus!]

Wait....so Tex has been Ootiib C all along?

On LG-K500 using BigFooty.com mobile app

Perhaps, like Bradbury's "Mars Is Heaven!", Ootiib C can project things with his mind.

Handy skill to have on the footy field

 

[Brenton Davy]

Perhaps, like Bradbury's "Mars Is Heaven!", Ootiib C can project things with his mind.

Handy skill to have on the footy field

If xi was in he would have projected a few more wins...

 

[Jarmayhem]

Did you guys hear the rumour on 5AA?

Atkins found a “How to Coach Humans” book in OC’s locker, but then rubbed the dust off the cover and it actually read “How to Poach Humans”.

Rowie understandably went off his nut.

 

[Dudersaurus]

Wait....so Tex has been Ootiib C all along?

On LG-K500 using BigFooty.com mobile app

OC can definitely get more than one "hand" above his head when trying to take a mark.

Usually 3-4.

 

[Moonwatcher]

Wait....so Tex has been Ootiib C all along?

On LG-K500 using BigFooty.com mobile app

My mistake, thought this was the 'who shot jfk' thread.

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[benji2]

Perhaps, like Bradbury's "Mars Is Heaven!", Ootiib C can project things with his mind.

Handy skill to have on the footy field

He doesn't seem to have worked out how to control Tex's arms sadly.

On LG-K500 using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Deaneus!]

https://www.afl.com.au/news/2019-09-26/another-crow-on-the-move-gun-midfielder-ootiib-c-looking-at-alpha-centauri-switch

Terrible news

I'm hearing Ootiib C is getting offers from the Alpha Centauri league

Really wanted someone to put their hand/tentacle up this preseason and get busy

Hope he doesn't go, he's got too much talent

We should offer him 5 million over 5 years

Spoiler

5 million cats, xe eats cats, they're delicious

 

[Deaneus!]

Heard some news today, Ootiib C is still overseas checking out the sights, but xe'll be back soon into full training, here xe is walking around on tour

 

[conVINCEd]

I hope we do have our eyes on some Cat. B rookie options. Would be great to have bait to swap for a 2024 future third rounder.

 

[Deaneus!]

As reported by skam85 hasn't done much in the preseason, hope he hasn't done a TCL (tentacle cruciate ligament) and the club are try to hide it

 

[jenny61_99]

As reported by skam85 hasn't done much in the preseason, hope he hasn't done a TCL (tentacle cruciate ligament) and the club are try to hide it

You have WAY too much time on your hands!

 

[Jarman3]

As reported by skam85 hasn't done much in the preseason, hope he hasn't done a TCL (tentacle cruciate ligament) and the club are try to hide it

Just a bit of tentacle awareness, nothing to be concerned about.

 

[Deaneus!]

You have WAY too much time on your hands!

Interestingly, the crazier the stuff I write, the busier I am: I tend to write more as an anxiety release when I am very busy

 

[DangerSloane]

He could be the best footballer in this galaxy and his own but he still won't get a game- we all know this club refuses to play the youth.

Hes 9026 years old though. Hardly youth.
Although on his planet they often live to about 58,000 so in human years I guess he's about 19

 

[Scorpus]

As reported by skam85 hasn't done much in the preseason, hope he hasn't done a TCL (tentacle cruciate ligament) and the club are try to hide it

Give he has over 60 tentacles surely one TCL isn't that bad

 

[ShadeyP]

As reported by skam85 hasn't done much in the preseason, hope he hasn't done a TCL (tentacle cruciate ligament) and the club are try to hide it

You do not want to bust your left tentacle ... nasty stuff .

 

[Brenton Davy]

Just a bit of tentacle awareness, nothing to be concerned about.

It is when you have as many as he has...

 

[Guido leWhopper]

The club should invest in designing a uniform he can tuck the injured tentacle out of harm's way to continue training... Thailand would be a good place to start researching.

 

[SellarStardom]

This is brilliant guys, even has his own twitter account, love it!!

Go forth and conquer young man

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

How did no one in the draft game pick him? Hang your heads in collective shame, me included.

 

[SydCrow]

Couldn't see him in the 2k time trial. Maybe he ran it in a parallel dimension.