Toast Welcome to the Suns - Matthew Rowell

[SUNS]

The coaches had to write to Rowell asking for permission to give him the 10 votes each week

 

[Milux]

2020 prediction-

Plays 20 games and wins the Brownlow averaging 25 touches and 2 goals.

Fixed that for ya.

What a star.

 

[Jessbek]

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He is the man of the moment so time to learn a little bit more about Matt "Buzz" Rowell

Things you didn’t know about Matt Rowell


1. When Matt Rowell was young, his parents use to come into his room when they were scared

2. Matt Rowell lost his virginity before his parents

3. After he was born, Matt Rowell drove his mum home from the hospital

4. Matt Rowell is so good, he will make his dad eligible for father/son

5. Matt Rowell once took a lie detector test, the machine confessed

6. Matt Rowell once took 2 days off school, we now refer to those days as the weekend

7. Matt Rowell doesn’t catch COVID, Covid catches Matt Rowell

8. The goal review panel ask Matt Rowell what he thinks before making a decision

9. Back in school, Matt Rowell’s teachers had to raise their hand to speak with him

10. When Matt Rowell left for the Gold Coast, he turned to his dad and said “You’re the man of the house now”.


Anyone else got some more interesting Buzz facts?

I liked one in the comments-

Matt Rowell once won a game of connect four in three moves

 

[RowellAnderson12]

Matt Rowell is AFL 360's Monday hero for the 3rd week in a row and will continue to do so if the boys reckon he polled brownlow votes that round

 

[Choppers]

Buzz turns 19 on Wednesday, 1st July.

 

[RowellAnderson12]

Buzz turns 19 on Wednesday, 1st July.

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Should be a public holiday

 

[GcSunsfan]

Just one of the greatest athletes of all time and Michael Jordan

 

[GcSunsfan]

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He is the man of the moment so time to learn a little bit more about Matt "Buzz" Rowell

Things you didn’t know about Matt Rowell


1. When Matt Rowell was young, his parents use to come into his room when they were scared

2. Matt Rowell lost his virginity before his parents

3. After he was born, Matt Rowell drove his mum home from the hospital

4. Matt Rowell is so good, he will make his dad eligible for father/son

5. Matt Rowell once took a lie detector test, the machine confessed

6. Matt Rowell once took 2 days off school, we now refer to those days as the weekend

7. Matt Rowell doesn’t catch COVID, Covid catches Matt Rowell

8. The goal review panel ask Matt Rowell what he thinks before making a decision

9. Back in school, Matt Rowell’s teachers had to raise their hand to speak with him

10. When Matt Rowell left for the Gold Coast, he turned to his dad and said “You’re the man of the house now”.


Anyone else got some more interesting Buzz facts?

When Alexander Bell invented the phone he already had 3 missed calls from Matt Rowell

Matt Rowell attended a feminist rally and came home with his shirt ironed

 

[Big Red Machine]

Just one of the greatest athletes of all time and Michael Jordan

They took it down but thankfully for some gem on reddit.

 

[The Victorian]

Why would they take it down?

 

[exile]

Why would they take it down?

might be a bit over the top to compare michael jordan to someone of matthew rowell's stature, i reckon

 

[RowellAnderson12]

Happy Matt Rowell Day everyone !!!

 

[Big Red Machine]

A very happy birthday to Sir Matthew Rowell - First prophet of Dewdism and heir to the throne of the Ginger Kingdom.

 

[The Victorian]

Your Excellency HRH Sir Mathew Rowell the Great of Gold Coast

 

[Iva Bigun]

I heard Dewy came home and Rowelly was in bed with his wife, Dewy couldn’t decide which side to get in

 

[The Victorian]

Matt Rowell has resigned for a further two years

 

[Mini GF]

Yewwwww!!!!
We are rising.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Matt Rowell has resigned for a further two years

Re-signed.

The hyphen is important.

 

[Choppers]

Re-signed.

The hyphen is important.

So is a space between the words in your Avatar, if you are going to use Capital Letters....

 

[TheSunGod]

If I had to choose between beating St. Kilda or Rowell re-signing yesterday, it’s Buzz every time. Stoked he’s going to be here when the real football seasons start back, not this 17 game, shortened version. Rowell plays, we win that, and the Dogs game, and the Dees game.

 

[robo_1]

Back page news

 

[TheSunGod]

Back page news

First glance at the headline and I’m like WTF has Essendon got to do with it??

 

[Choppers]

MEGT Australia Rookie of the Year Profile | Matt Rowell

Matt Rowell has only just scratched the surface.

www.sen.com.au

 

[Mini GF]

I turned off the Brownlow over an hour ago.
Did Rowell spend the rest of the evening hanging out with Footscray players??

 

[Camsta]

I turned off the Brownlow over an hour ago.
Did Rowell spend the rest of the evening hanging out with Footscray players??

He was waiting To be interviewed behind the Dogs players - nothing suss