Welcome to the Temple of All that is Ayce – Tread carefully and DON’T BREAK THE TEMPLE!

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Dunno Googles givin' me nuthin'.
Sorry wrestling reference. The Acolytes were a short lived tag team, who eventually opened up their own protection agency, which consisted of them mostly sitting around smoking cigars, drinking beer and starting bar fights. You know, good old fashioned family viewing.
 

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Ayceists - Those who don't fully believe in Ayce's talent, but think he may well still be growing into his body of work, and will reserve total judgement until 31st October (Judgement Day)

Admittedly my defintion of Acyeist skirts close to being an Aycenostic.

An interesting philosophical discussion.
Shame Christopher Hitchens is not on the planet. We could book out a debate between him and the match committee.
 

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Meet our new number 1 ruckman (the guy on the right)

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Congralations Ayce. This thread was started on a day of significance.

Taking odds now on Ayce's stats (and his opponent's). Surely Ayce will chop them into tiny pieces...but to be safe the line is Jacobs 61 hitouts (current PB for Sam)
 

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Aycenostics - those who actually know the man (or demigod or whatever he now is). I've met him and had a chat ... does that count?

Aycexuals - those who get off on all things Ayce and even create threads about him. Can also be applied to certain Aycenostics (those who "know" him in the biblical sense).

Aycension - the elevation of Ayce to a divinity. (Elevation categories: Rookie --> Star --> Superstar --> Divinity)

Aycymmetry - hoping his brother measures up, but not in quite the same way.

Aycetrology - trying to work out whether he will be among the stars.

Aycetronomy - trying to work out whether he's a genuine star or a shooting star... or just an aycteroid.

Ayceteria - response to an Ayce mark or kick, characterised by one or more of: trembling, screaming, weeping and frothing at the mouth.

Aycetronaut - 1. One who travels among the stars 2. (vulg.) Ayce's stats sheet.

Aycylum - 1. Protection granted to followers of the great Ayce. 2. Ultimate home for those who focus obsessively on Ayce. (Let this be a warning!)
Ayceteric - a form of play understood only by Aycolytes and Aycylum inmates.
 

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The cayse of Ayce
Ayce fayce rayce
Worst cayse Ayce erayce
Has payce no grayce
Ayce no grayce but payce
What fayce Ayce with payce no grayce if Ayce lose rayce he fayce
If cayse Ayce lose rayce ayce lose playce
 
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