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the dog's kennel

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#54
This is a fun thread - I love our hangman's humour about tonight's selection news. And I hate to be a wet blanket by introducing some serious talk.

But if anyone has heard anything about the real reason Will is out for Ayce, I'd love to hear it. There's got to be something going on.
 

bresker

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#58
Never been a better opportunity for Ayce to put his stamp on a game in the Ruck - no Minson or Campbell only Boyd likely to give him a rest.
Why would one of the league's premier ruckmen/players need a rest?

It will be Jacobs needing a rest after Sunday.

#aycexual
#aycesexualhealing
#letsmakelovetonight
 
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#68
I got two pale hands up against the window pane
I'm shaking with the heat of my need again
It starts in my feet, reverbs up to my brain
I look like an unco dinosaur, trying to reverse the gain
I'm looking down to the street below
There's nothing in the way they move to show
They too, know what I knew
They too hunger for the beast below
Listening to the radio I feel so out of place
There's a certain something missing that the treble can't erase
I know you can tell just by looking at my face
A word about my weakness
I'm totally addicted to Ayce
Wow woah ho
Totally addicted to Ayce
Wow woah ho

(Wow woah ho)

There's nothing I can do to be cool
I don't sleep till I've had my fuel
It frustrates if I am deprived
A hunger that grates from deep inside
I feel like I'm doing time
Imprisoned by dependence on a rhythm sublime
In my mind I must overcome the need to define
The solitary silence of a faceless crime

Standing by the stereo I'm feeling so alone
My back against a speaker and I'm moving on my own
Surrounded by so many and they're staring at my face
They're picking up my problem
Totally addicted to Ayce
Wow woah ho
Totally addicted to Ayce
Wow woah ho

Your Ayceline is shooting up my spine
Wow woah ho
Your Ayceline has got me feeling fine
It's filling up my mind

Sunrise at my window, I look down on the street
Ruckmen I see everywhere, the ball between their feet
Suddenly I realise in a look that I was wrong
Everybody's groovin' to their own song
Down at the scene below
There's something in the way they move to show
They too, know what I know
They too hunger for the beast below

Rhythm's running over me to wash away my fears
The backbeat of humanity sweetens my tears
There's something that's connected us down throughout the years
No need to feel so lonely, everyone's addicted to Ayce
Wow woah ho
Everyone's addicted to Ayce
Wow woah ho
 

Some Idiot

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#73
..it's good to see we've moved on from "Maccas Kool Aid"

Introducing our 2015 beverage "Ayce Cordyal" 7 years in the making.


....sorry .... I think the horse is dead.
I sort of thought about making an "Ayce Cordy, Our Taskmaster" avatar but I couldn't find good enough images to make it work.

#aycexual
 
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