Toast Welcome to the Temple of Bontempelli, please take off your shoes and pay your respects

[Cadillac]

You guys will like this. It's a piss take. But a funny one at that.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

There's still time this season!

 

[gangsta deluxe]

Bont will be the best player in vfl/afl history.

 

[The Inbetweener]

He can have my missus if he wants

 

[GetDimmaBack]

I reckon BScott will give the Bont votes tonight...

 

[charcoalchicken]

Stoop up when the going got tough and wrestled the game back from the pies almost single handedly, showed amazing leadership tonight.

 

[bobby2]

We all know the players used to call Bont "the future" or "fyootch". Given he's so gifted, we should now rename him "the present".

 

[Leon]

I'd say Bonti is the second coming of Jesus, but that would be quite disrespectful.....to Bonti.

Jesus has done absolutely nothing for nearly 2000 years and his miracles are/were overrated anyway.

Bonti is the true, all powerful, all knowing, wise God that we as humans need in life.

I want all fighting over religion to immediately cease overnight and for everyone to praise, worship and pray to Bonti daily.

 

[giblj]

I'd say Bonti is the second coming of Jesus, but that would be quite disrespectful.....to Bonti.

Jesus has done absolutely nothing for nearly 2000 years and his miracles are/were overrated anyway.

Bonti is the true, all powerful, all knowing, wise God that we as humans need in life.

I want all fighting over religion to immediately cease overnight and for everyone to praise, worship and pray to Bonti daily.

Amen, brother.

 

[In Repair]

I was too young to truly appreciate Grant at his best. But what Messi is to soccer The Bont will be to Football and will be the best player I see play for this beloved club of ours. Jesus? Harry Potter? Neo? The Future?

No
The Bont

That is the term that will be interchangeable with the others above when describing the "chosen one"
He will be the one to take us to the promised land

 

[yornup]

I honestly thought His Holiness would be down this week. I thought all the mental preparation and the physicality of the North game would take its toll. And after the first half I thought 'yep I waz rite', but then he comes out in Q3 and does THAT.

I would like to here, publicly, take a knee and formally apologise to our saviour. I am sorry I ever doubted Him.

 

[dogwatch]

We all know the players used to call Bont "the future" or "fyootch". Given he's so gifted, we should now rename him "the present".

The Present and the Package. I like that.

All our Christmases have come at once.

 

[compact72]

Lol. JB reckons not sure if bont will reach dangerfield category. Got shot down so quickly

 

[Kilmo]

Just here to pay my respects to the great man*

*is he man or is he machine

 

[immortalmike]

Just here to pay my respects to the great man*

*is he man or is he machine

No machine moves that smoothly.

 

[dogwatch]

Just here to pay my respects to the great man*

*is he man or is he machine

Deus ex machina.

 

[True Dog]

Lol. JB reckons not sure if bont will reach dangerfield category. Got shot down so quickly

He's a sook just like the rest of his club.....

 

[Kilmo]

Deus ex machina.

That must be it.

 

[Dancing Dougy]

Just woke and completed my morning prayers of great fullness to our Lordship, The Bont. I feel utterly invigorated.

 

[_Mike_]

Bont truly is that next once in a generation player (IMO). Not only does he have silky skills, leadership and great athleticism, he also has that ability to turn a game around and win it off his own boot.

Move aside Wayne Carey, you will have an equal in the Bont

 

[Norm De Guerre]

We all know the players used to call Bont "the future" or "fyootch". Given he's so gifted, we should now rename him "the present".

He's the gift that keeps on giving?

 

[LondonBulldog]

Glad I got my brownlow bet on before the Collingwood game at 23/1....He is a chance I reckon if he finishes the last two games in well.

 

[Ozil]

Looking back at the rest of his Rising Star class like:

 

[dogwatch]

I was thinking how good a footballer would Bolt be, with that pace, height and ability to perform on the big stage?
... naah, I'd want a natural footballer first.

 

[immortalmike]

Looking back at the rest of his Rising Star class like:
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Not enough of a gap.