Well I didn't win Powerball

[Dinsdale]

$60 mil suckers and I forgot to buy a ticket.
I hope no one wins.

I'll shout you a beer when I win. in fact I'll shout the whole bay.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

I'll shout you a beer when I win. in fact I'll shout the whole bay.

Done!
You better bring your winnings with you, you don’t want to take your eyes of it.

 

[SaltPeter]

$60 mil suckers and I forgot to buy a ticket.
I hope no one wins.

Miserable campaigner.









Or are you hoping it jackpots and you remember to buy a ticket?

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Miserable campaigner.









Or are you hoping it jackpots and you remember to buy a ticket?

Yes, they should call it off tonight so I can go buy a ticket.
I am feeling kinda lucky or drunk either way I am a winner.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Okay, who was it?
Dinsdale ????? are we on for a beer?
If i had of remembered to buy a ticket i am positive i would have won, so really who ever won should give me the money.

 

[Wosh]

Okay, who was it?
Dinsdale ????? are we on for a beer?
If i had of remembered to buy a ticket i am positive i would have won, so really who ever won should give me the money.

One person won?

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

One person won?

yep, one winner.
And it is wasted on some old fart:

https://www.news.com.au/finance/mon...t/news-story/6a8fe2bf96f8e87b3975a02616435743

 

[Dinsdale]

Okay, who was it?
Dinsdale ????? are we on for a beer?
If i had of remembered to buy a ticket i am positive i would have won, so really who ever won should give me the money.

Dammit not me, but I did get a 15th of $39 that my syndicate won - not quite enough to shout the bay.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

still didnt win, i think its rigged like the AFL.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Won $32 last night, now I am only $15,432 behind on my total investment in this rigged lotto game.
Let me win like you did the bullflogs and tiges you campaigners!!!!

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Guess what?.....................I DIDNT WIN AGAAAAIIINNNN!!!!!
F-_k you Tatts people!!!!!

 

[Dan]

s**t thread.

 

[Dinsdale]

didnt win again, they keep drawing the wrong numbers out.

$100mil next week, we should get a syndicate going.

Everyone send me $5

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

didnt win again, they keep drawing the wrong numbers out.

$100mil next week, we should get a syndicate going.

Everyone send me $5

yea i am in, send me your DOB, bank account number, tax file number and address.

i was feeling like last night i was going to get lucky, i did but it was only with the missus.

 

[Dinsdale]

will do.
what will you do with your $50mil ?

I'm going to buy a speedboat.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Speed boat, nice.
I will develop some X-Ray specs and go to the beach or buy North.

 

[harry000]

didnt win again, they keep drawing the wrong numbers out.

$100mil next week, we should get a syndicate going.

Everyone send me $5

Take my share from your jelly baby fund

 

[Dan]

5, 8, 24, 25, 27, 31, 34

P - 3

Lock it in.

 

[Dan]

I won nothing

 

[Dinsdale]

I won 10.75

 

[Benny78]

If I had a dollar for every person who felt bloodthirst towards all other life forms I'd have $82.79 million dollars

 

[Dan]

Rigged

 

[Dinsdale]

my syndicate won!

$38.50

stupid powerball

 

[deedog2]

Rigged

Well why didn't you say something? Why didn't you tell the rest of us!?

 

[The_torpedo]

$10.55 win here bois