Sheeds and co. have devised some absolute beauties, so I think it's our turn. I propose we be the first AFL club to introduce a Designated Kicker system.
Can't you just see it? Gardie wins the ruck contest, knocks it down to Jonesy who gets through the congestion and out to Cuz. Captain Cuz runs around the back of the pack, finds space and fires a short pass to Wirra who's run down from defence. Wirra spies Big Troy leading from the goalsquare, running into space, and......YES! Great overhead mark 45m out from goal, right in front. Immediately, Troy marks the spot, then passes the ball to Scotty Cummings, who has run on from his place on the boundary to take the kick. Slots it right through the middle, then trots back off the ground.... Ahhhhhhh This process is repeated several times a game
OK, so maybe not... but if only we could merge these two players into one! We'd have a f*cking Superhero!

Can't you just see it? Gardie wins the ruck contest, knocks it down to Jonesy who gets through the congestion and out to Cuz. Captain Cuz runs around the back of the pack, finds space and fires a short pass to Wirra who's run down from defence. Wirra spies Big Troy leading from the goalsquare, running into space, and......YES! Great overhead mark 45m out from goal, right in front. Immediately, Troy marks the spot, then passes the ball to Scotty Cummings, who has run on from his place on the boundary to take the kick. Slots it right through the middle, then trots back off the ground.... Ahhhhhhh This process is repeated several times a game

OK, so maybe not... but if only we could merge these two players into one! We'd have a f*cking Superhero!




