- Jul 24, 2013
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Richmond FC mainly its players and the club itself are much akin to explosive diarrhea they exist just to give you endless amounts of s**t.
I was once a tuggers sympathizer however impressively in the space of approximately my ability to last in bed so about 1.22354546 zero seconds
they cemented there place on Turbos s**t Campaigners list. (for reference avishka5 3.2inch yeahhh baby)
Included on the list
If anyone is looking for an informed preview I do apologies in advance I care not for stats and that kind of markeley kids these days expecting to much.
*visual representation of Turbo date unknown
Now I don't know about you I personally am getting real tired of obvious Vic bias conspiracy that AFL house has against us. I mean trips to Sydney, Kardinia Park, Uluru and Brisbane so far. I bet that ole mate gilly was devastated he could't squeeze in a trip to tassie and keep all our games at Sunday 2.20pm. Also add the Collingwood, Adelaide, Port, Melbourne x2 and GCS playing games of there lives and not bowing down to there overlords from out west. Rude I know. Realistically we have had quite the tough season and its a tribute to Lord Dom Shred and simmo and his band of merry men that we have kept the place. Not that the medjia helps over the nulla Archaeological digs can't find evidence of the mythical west coast and the West Australian is too busy hiding content behind a paywall people wouldn't read for free if it was an option. And if by some reason you find a copy of the West can yas tell me what Nic had for breaky given that's the kind of toliet they like to print.
Back to the game at hand I must say not going to the MCG and experiencing massive cases of PTSD is a welcome change. The poos and wees have inflicted enough physiological scars on me to last a life time. There is something glorious about playing footy at the home of don't cross the yarra *cough* collingwood, richmond *cough* and we certainly don't get ample opportunity to grace the hallowed turf cheers AFL. Never the less since moving to Optus we have yet to drop a game in Melbourne yet experts seem to still think we struggle in Victoria, however it's not my job to teach people basic googling and research.
Two different styles at play with Richmonds chaos ball and our kick and mark plan will be in full effect. Not worried about the midfield battle Yeo has proven he can curtail Martin effectively and I'd back our boys to win the clearance battle Prestia is one I'd be keeping an eye on. The forward line is were we can do some serious damage JK, Allen and JD are as good as you get tall forward wise and all are handy on the deck. Willy, Ryan, Cripps and petch are all dangerous and somehow Jake Waterman finds time to be a footballer given that he spends a fair amount of time railing hungrytiger misso and mother. Simply put we win if we win the territory battle. Defensive wise it would be bloody nice if we stop doing our annual weekend Spud memoriam Jason Davenport cup of gifting absolute hacks bags of goals. I propose we offer bags of dicks instead after they have been sent to the Cattery. Big games required by Barrass, Gov and Schofield.
This game is a great test to see where we are currently at and I welcome the challenge! now to finish the preview on a glorious note in hope we save Humanity opps i meant football again.
UP THE COASTERS!!!
I was once a tuggers sympathizer however impressively in the space of approximately my ability to last in bed so about 1.22354546 zero seconds
they cemented there place on Turbos s**t Campaigners list. (for reference avishka5 3.2inch yeahhh baby)
Included on the list
- Perf Drivers especially that funny turn signal thingy
- GAYFL administration special feck youssss to Hocking and the match review ass hats
- ACB for banning our lord and savior S.D Smith
- Strata companies
- and many more to the list
If anyone is looking for an informed preview I do apologies in advance I care not for stats and that kind of markeley kids these days expecting to much.
*visual representation of Turbo date unknown
Now I don't know about you I personally am getting real tired of obvious Vic bias conspiracy that AFL house has against us. I mean trips to Sydney, Kardinia Park, Uluru and Brisbane so far. I bet that ole mate gilly was devastated he could't squeeze in a trip to tassie and keep all our games at Sunday 2.20pm. Also add the Collingwood, Adelaide, Port, Melbourne x2 and GCS playing games of there lives and not bowing down to there overlords from out west. Rude I know. Realistically we have had quite the tough season and its a tribute to Lord Dom Shred and simmo and his band of merry men that we have kept the place. Not that the medjia helps over the nulla Archaeological digs can't find evidence of the mythical west coast and the West Australian is too busy hiding content behind a paywall people wouldn't read for free if it was an option. And if by some reason you find a copy of the West can yas tell me what Nic had for breaky given that's the kind of toliet they like to print.
Back to the game at hand I must say not going to the MCG and experiencing massive cases of PTSD is a welcome change. The poos and wees have inflicted enough physiological scars on me to last a life time. There is something glorious about playing footy at the home of don't cross the yarra *cough* collingwood, richmond *cough* and we certainly don't get ample opportunity to grace the hallowed turf cheers AFL. Never the less since moving to Optus we have yet to drop a game in Melbourne yet experts seem to still think we struggle in Victoria, however it's not my job to teach people basic googling and research.
Two different styles at play with Richmonds chaos ball and our kick and mark plan will be in full effect. Not worried about the midfield battle Yeo has proven he can curtail Martin effectively and I'd back our boys to win the clearance battle Prestia is one I'd be keeping an eye on. The forward line is were we can do some serious damage JK, Allen and JD are as good as you get tall forward wise and all are handy on the deck. Willy, Ryan, Cripps and petch are all dangerous and somehow Jake Waterman finds time to be a footballer given that he spends a fair amount of time railing hungrytiger misso and mother. Simply put we win if we win the territory battle. Defensive wise it would be bloody nice if we stop doing our annual weekend Spud memoriam Jason Davenport cup of gifting absolute hacks bags of goals. I propose we offer bags of dicks instead after they have been sent to the Cattery. Big games required by Barrass, Gov and Schofield.
This game is a great test to see where we are currently at and I welcome the challenge! now to finish the preview on a glorious note in hope we save Humanity opps i meant football again.
UP THE COASTERS!!!
