Opinion Western Bulldog Erotic Fiction (Why Not?)

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It was a famous victory at Kardinia Park, a 15 year hoodoo broken, Gatorade and a variety of fluids were splashed on the face of Hayden - his first victory in the tri-colours as the boys belted out ‘Sons of the West’ in G Minor - a high pitched version saved only for the most important victories.

Ice was placed in delicate areas, recovery was expected to be of the highest priority despite the 2 cartons of ‘Wild Yak Pacific Ale’ placed in the middle of the cool down area. No one touched the fruity s**t. Shiggsy, after kicking the winning goal from 55, sipped from a hip flask that he had pre prepared in his kit bag for the occasion. He passed the 12 year single malt to Libba as they both played with their moustaches playing out the night ahead in their mind. ‘Full Nang Libba?’. Libba vommitted in his own mouth slightly, nodded at Shane Biggs, dropped his Royal Blues and turned for the showers with a towel draped over his shoulder.

Toby hadn’t been seen all day, he had had a shocker with his hair hindering his eye sight against the stiff south westerly, but in the change rooms nimbly slipped in behind Tom with a stiff ‘northerly’ and wandered into the ‘Steamy Kennel’ as it was known amongst the remaining ‘rat pack’.

The boys handed around the hip flask, banter a plenty, the usual Caleb shower jokes thrown around when suddenly a short, broad shadow appeared at the shower room doorway. It was Bevo, the Drink, draped with a towel around his waist.

The room went quiet - Bevo should have been doing the presser. Why was he about to shower with the boys? Luke Beveridge raised his left hand holding a cake of ‘Dove Moisturising Daily Soap’ as he he announced: ‘Boys, Greeny is debuting next week. You’re all fit young men but I need you go the extra mile, one in next week, who’s going to come out....so to speak?’. With his left hand he delicately underarmed the cake into the middle of the shower bay and dropped his beige coloured towel to the tiled floor.

Toby knew he had had a shocker at the Cattery, but now his locks were slicked back and his vision of the white rectangular block unimpeded. He took a step forward towards the glistening cake when unexpectedly from his left......
 
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I have absolutely no doubt that Biggs would seriously enjoy reading this thread.


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Goodness me -
When does MD add his Jong fantasy?
Jong was not expected to line up against the Bombers according to many, particularly supporters named Matt, but ‘Long’ as he was known amongst the Sons of the West and the girls of Caroline Springs had physical attributes not seen to those outside the inner sanctum.

Jong was not chosen in the 22 for his fierce attack on the cherry, nor set shots on goal. No Jong was picked purely on his physical attributes below the waist. ‘Daw’, ‘Nahas’ and ‘Jong’ are names that slip off the tongue quite literally amongst the girls out in the ‘Springs’.

Prior to the upcoming thrashing to the Bombers, Cheryl the trainer looked at ‘Long’ from North to South, grasping the totem mid length and reaching for the ‘Tiger Balm’ in an attempt to fire him up prior to running through the deteriorating standard of banner.

Suddenly a knock on the door. The door slid open revealing 1 time Premiership Hero Shane Barnaby Biggs, dressed in a 70’s style flannel gown......
 
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The new mod is playing the part of fun police.
Of all the crap that gets written on this forum at least this thread contained a bit of creative humour. I can understand it being moved to the Dog House but deleted altogether? Someone is over-stepping their authority.
 
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Bailey Williams was innocently drying himself off after a big session in the gym. He was trying to shake off the image that was lingering in his head. While he was resting between sets of bench press he was directly behind Toby Mclean doing deep squats. The picture of those thick, sweaty thighs straining under the weights, his glutes pulled tight and quivering at the bottom of the squat..."Stop," he thought to himself, shaking his head to try to push the image out of his mind before it was too late. He felt a surge of blood move into the lower regions of his body. He was completely naked now, beads of water glistening all over his body after a long shower. Just at that moment he noticed Mclean standing in the doorway. He quickly spun around towards his locker, his face starting to redden.
He heard footsteps slowly approaching from behind and a shiver went down his spine. As the footsteps came closer and closer his heart was racing uncontrollably. Mclean was directly behind him now an he had never felt more vulernable in his nudity. He felt Toby's hot breath on his neck as he leaned in towards his ear. "I see why they call you Horse," whispered Mclean.
 
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