Strategy whAT can we do to support Zac Butterss

[Magus]

There's heaps of Star Wars nerd loners here he could hook up with.

take him on a trip north of grand junction road for the afternoon, highlights are Elizabeth Grove, Daveron Park & everyones favourite Smithfield.

Sounds like a job for Magpiespower

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

There's heaps of Star Wars nerd loners here he could hook up with.

Duurs is the big Star Wars fan as revealed in his presser yesterday.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

A poem to ZB with love from ED


Oh Zak Butters
Oh Zak Butters
What will you do with the bigfooty nutters?
Love them

 

[ButteredBun]

He can stay with me. I have weights in my shed. My Mrs cooks delicious meals. We need this kid. He's our Toby Greene. Our Heath Shaw. He's a keeper. He's a cheeky s**t.

 

[ButteredBun]

He's the bee that annoys you. And when you swat him he lays a sting in your eyeball.

 

[NEGAN]

He's the bee that annoys you. And when you swat him he lays a sting in your eyeball.

Holy Moley, you've been stung in the eyeball?

 

[ButteredBun]

Holy Moley, you've been stung in the eyeball?

Yes. And I'd rather that than Butters taking the piss out of me.

 

[ButteredBun]

Let him antagonise.

 

[Leaveit2charlie]

Let club/bar security know he is 18 and thats not a fake ID.

 

[manureid]

I feel like Zak himself may be posting in this thread.

 

[elbarton]

It takes a village to raise a goat

 

[dirty2]

It takes a village to raise a goat

And just one guy to * it...

 

[elbarton]

I have it on good authority that Zach has been embraced by the petanque community of the northwestern suburbs

 

[Tibbs]

I have it on good authority that Zach has been embraced by the petanque community of the northwestern suburbs

That's nice. Shows we embrace people of all religious persuasions!

 

[elbarton]

As a professional footballer in Adelaide, Zak Butters

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Zak Butters

Age

23

Ht

181cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.3

4star

K

7.7

3star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.6

4star

CL

0.8

3star

D

14.7

4star

K

8.9

4star

HB

5.9

3star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.9

4star

CL

1.1

3star

D

17.0

5star

K

9.0

4star

HB

8.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.6

4star

CL

0.6

3star

can explore several opportunities to expand his social circle in the city. Here are some suggestions:

1. Connect with teammates: Building strong relationships with his Port Adelaide teammates is a great starting point. Zak can initiate social activities, such as organizing team dinners, game nights, or outdoor activities. This can help foster camaraderie and develop friendships within the team.

2. Engage in community events: Adelaide often hosts various community events, festivals, and gatherings throughout the year. Zak can participate in these events, interact with locals, and meet new people. This could include attending cultural festivals, charity fundraisers, or sports-related community initiatives.

3. Join sports-focused social groups: Adelaide has a strong sports culture, and there are likely sports-focused social groups or clubs that bring together athletes and sports enthusiasts. Zak can join these groups to meet individuals who share a passion for sports and build connections outside of his professional football environment.

4. Attend sports-related networking events: Adelaide may host sports-related networking events, seminars, or conferences. Zak could attend these events to connect with professionals from the sports industry, including athletes, coaches, and sports administrators. It provides an opportunity to expand his network beyond his team.

5. Engage with local football fan clubs: Adelaide is known for its passionate football fan base. Zak can engage with local football fan clubs or supporters' groups, attending their events or gatherings. This allows him to connect with enthusiastic fans and fellow supporters who share his love for the sport.

6. Volunteer or support community initiatives: Getting involved in community initiatives or charitable organizations can help Zak make a positive impact and meet people outside of the football sphere. This could include supporting local sports programs, mentoring young athletes, or participating in community service projects.

7. Explore Adelaide's social scene: Adelaide offers a vibrant social scene with numerous cafes, restaurants, bars, and entertainment venues. Zak can explore these places during his free time, strike up conversations with locals, and potentially make new connections with individuals who share his interests.

Remember, building a social circle takes time and effort. Zak should be proactive, open-minded, and approachable in his interactions with others. By engaging in a variety of activities and connecting with different communities, he can expand his social circle and build meaningful relationships in Adelaide.

 

[Ports1870]

As a professional footballer in Adelaide, Zak Butters can explore several opportunities to expand his social circle in the city. Here are some suggestions:

1. Connect with teammates: Building strong relationships with his Port Adelaide teammates is a great starting point. Zak can initiate social activities, such as organizing team dinners, game nights, or outdoor activities. This can help foster camaraderie and develop friendships within the team.

2. Engage in community events: Adelaide often hosts various community events, festivals, and gatherings throughout the year. Zak can participate in these events, interact with locals, and meet new people. This could include attending cultural festivals, charity fundraisers, or sports-related community initiatives.

3. Join sports-focused social groups: Adelaide has a strong sports culture, and there are likely sports-focused social groups or clubs that bring together athletes and sports enthusiasts. Zak can join these groups to meet individuals who share a passion for sports and build connections outside of his professional football environment.

4. Attend sports-related networking events: Adelaide may host sports-related networking events, seminars, or conferences. Zak could attend these events to connect with professionals from the sports industry, including athletes, coaches, and sports administrators. It provides an opportunity to expand his network beyond his team.

5. Engage with local football fan clubs: Adelaide is known for its passionate football fan base. Zak can engage with local football fan clubs or supporters' groups, attending their events or gatherings. This allows him to connect with enthusiastic fans and fellow supporters who share his love for the sport.

6. Volunteer or support community initiatives: Getting involved in community initiatives or charitable organizations can help Zak make a positive impact and meet people outside of the football sphere. This could include supporting local sports programs, mentoring young athletes, or participating in community service projects.

7. Explore Adelaide's social scene: Adelaide offers a vibrant social scene with numerous cafes, restaurants, bars, and entertainment venues. Zak can explore these places during his free time, strike up conversations with locals, and potentially make new connections with individuals who share his interests.

Remember, building a social circle takes time and effort. Zak should be proactive, open-minded, and approachable in his interactions with others. By engaging in a variety of activities and connecting with different communities, he can expand his social circle and build meaningful relationships in Adelaide.

Thanks AI

 

[dirty2]

As a professional footballer in Adelaide, Zak Butters can explore several opportunities to expand his social circle in the city. Here are some suggestions:

1. Connect with teammates: Building strong relationships with his Port Adelaide teammates is a great starting point. Zak can initiate social activities, such as organizing team dinners, game nights, or outdoor activities. This can help foster camaraderie and develop friendships within the team.

2. Engage in community events: Adelaide often hosts various community events, festivals, and gatherings throughout the year. Zak can participate in these events, interact with locals, and meet new people. This could include attending cultural festivals, charity fundraisers, or sports-related community initiatives.

3. Join sports-focused social groups: Adelaide has a strong sports culture, and there are likely sports-focused social groups or clubs that bring together athletes and sports enthusiasts. Zak can join these groups to meet individuals who share a passion for sports and build connections outside of his professional football environment.

4. Attend sports-related networking events: Adelaide may host sports-related networking events, seminars, or conferences. Zak could attend these events to connect with professionals from the sports industry, including athletes, coaches, and sports administrators. It provides an opportunity to expand his network beyond his team.

5. Engage with local football fan clubs: Adelaide is known for its passionate football fan base. Zak can engage with local football fan clubs or supporters' groups, attending their events or gatherings. This allows him to connect with enthusiastic fans and fellow supporters who share his love for the sport.

6. Volunteer or support community initiatives: Getting involved in community initiatives or charitable organizations can help Zak make a positive impact and meet people outside of the football sphere. This could include supporting local sports programs, mentoring young athletes, or participating in community service projects.

7. Explore Adelaide's social scene: Adelaide offers a vibrant social scene with numerous cafes, restaurants, bars, and entertainment venues. Zak can explore these places during his free time, strike up conversations with locals, and potentially make new connections with individuals who share his interests.

Remember, building a social circle takes time and effort. Zak should be proactive, open-minded, and approachable in his interactions with others. By engaging in a variety of activities and connecting with different communities, he can expand his social circle and build meaningful relationships in Adelaide.

8. Tinder lots and lots of Tinder... Let's get a team full of butters in 20 years time.

 

[FrankDrebin]

I have an NFL fantasy draft coming up. I'll email the club and ask if Zak is interested in joining the comp.

 

[Mundusa]

And just one guy to * it...

It doesnt matter how many bridges you build. If you * one goat, you are the goat *er

 

[VineValerian]

Oin a whist group at the local aged care home.

 

[TazD]

Zak "Don't go to Adelaide Oval tomorrow" Butters

 

[ElectricG]

I think we could send him and some of the younger boys on the list down to plaster funhouse on brighton road