What grinds your gears - partner edition

[Shell]

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Excuse me- who the fk wants to eat out of a paper bag like a fking hobo.


Oh, you guys.

 

[Soups]

What’s next eating your snickers with a knife and fork?

 

[Billy ray]

I do that.

Come at me.

But. But. Extra dishes! And you dont have a dishwasher or a maid or butler

 

[Billy ray]

Excuse me- who the fk wants to eat out of a paper bag like a fking hobo.


Oh, you guys.

But the bag can go in bin. The burger is in separate wrapper?

 

[Shell]

But. But. Extra dishes! And you dont have a dishwasher or a maid or butler

Wow one plate. Omg the extra house work is a killa.

 

[Shell]

But the bag can go in bin. The burger is in separate wrapper?

Ok so eating your burger out of the wrapper like a hobo

Either way.

 

[Billy ray]

Wow one plate. Omg the extra house work is a killa.

Sometimes when loading dishwasher i have failed to get every dish in and one plate can make a difference..

 

[Run n Spread]

Excuse me- who the fk wants to eat out of a paper bag like a fking hobo.


Oh, you guys.

Not only that I use the bag or wrapper to hold the food in place. Never have to even take it out all at once.

You're a freak.

 

[Shell]

Sometimes when loading dishwasher i have failed to get every dish in and one plate can make a difference..

Yeah you have a gf and kids like the SUCKER that you are.

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

Bag for me with HJs and Maccas. Plate for F&Cs.

 

[Billy ray]

Yeah you have a gf and kids like the SUCKER that you are.

She certainly does. While I watch footy

 

[Perth gal]

What’s wrong with the bag man.

 

[Hawk Dork]

My ex would go to Hungry Jacks , come home , take everything out of the bag and put it on a plate.

 

[Shell]

What’s wrong with the bag man.

Everything.

 

[Shell]

Das it. The Trumpster knows where its at...

 

[Hawk Dork]

Das it. The Trumpster knows where its at...

diet coke too because he is watching his weight

 

[Shell]

diet coke too because he is watching his weight

Nah you can keep ya diet coke. Full strength (vanilla) coke all the way.

 

[Run n Spread]

Even has a knife and fork. World is doomed.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Nah you can keep ya diet coke. Full strength (vanilla) coke all the way.

thats just wrong

 

[Shell]

Even has a knife and fork. World is doomed.

You need at least a spoon for potato and gravy.


Unless you dunk chips. I dunk chips. Yeah i dont use a knife and fork dw about that.

 

[Shell]

thats just wrong

Correct actually.

 

[Perth gal]

You use a knife and fork for a burger?

Spoon needed for mash and gravy.

 

[Shell]

You need at least a spoon for potato and gravy.


Unless you dunk chips. I dunk chips. Yeah i dont use a knife and fork dw about that.

 

[Shell]

Along with not acknowledging my Simpsons and Curb Your Enthusiasm references enough, my wife has a habit of never completely finishing a proper meal. Like toast or a sandwich she'll finish, but there will always be about a quarter of the plate left when we have a meat, chips and three veg type dinner, or even pasta. I actually have heard that this is a thing where some women have a rule to never eat everything on the plate. Happy to be corrected, but if that's true: what utter bollocks.

Um wtf. I'll eat my entire plate if i want to, ill leave food on the plate if i get full prior. Its not rocket science and its not vanity.

If at a restaurant tho and the serving is too big (hello United States) i shall take it home in a doggy bag.

 

[deanc]

My ex was like the fking woman in the relationship. Took ages to get ready to go out and shopping with him was a fking nightmare. Took forever.

Related, my wife has a bad habit and proclaiming; "RIGHT, LETS GO!". 30-40 mins later she is still in the bathroom putting on her make-up...