What happens next

Stev0

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Aug 15, 2009
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Geelong
The AFL will deny entrance to working class people, insisting the game ‘has moved on from them in 2020’ thus allowing only those who live in progressive enclaves of the inner city opportunities to enter as long as they present their postcode, last political party they voted for, and job that they do. A special entrance into games will be provided to those working in social media or technology. All seats will be rainbow coloured and individual camera surveillance fixed on everyone present.

:)
 

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Stev0

Rookie
Aug 15, 2009
37
68
AFL Club
Geelong
A decibel monitor will be fixed to each chair, instantly recognising those cheering above 75db with Noise Enforcement Officers quickly removing such noise pests from the ground.
 

Shane Heard

Club Legend
Mar 11, 2018
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The AFL will deny entrance to working class people, insisting the game ‘has moved on from them in 2020’ thus allowing only those who live in progressive enclaves of the inner city opportunities to enter as long as they present their postcode, last political party they voted for, and job that they do. A special entrance into games will be provided to those working in social media or technology. All seats will be rainbow coloured and individual camera surveillance fixed on everyone present.

:)
Yep. And cheese boards on every seat for all to use and enjoy at halftime.
 

Scotland

TheBrownDog
May 5, 2006
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AFL Club
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I reckon they'll change the finals. People grumble about who plays on Friday vs Saturday etc but pretty much everyone agrees the current top 8 format is fair.

The AFL will intrigue 7-10 'wildcard' round, 10th will beat 7th and people will lose their s**t. You can get 10th with 9 or 10 wins.
 

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