Prediction What headlines might you see in month's time?

[The King!]

"Tom Mitchell dropped, Longmire demands he average 40 posessions a game"

 

[The King!]

"Eagles star hurt by Sam Mitchell knee as Hawks win"

 

[Kennedy Parker]

"Sydney vs Gold Coast breaks record for most clangers in a game"

 

[The King!]

"Hird still looking for good place:

 

[bradmanstandguy]

"Tom Mitchell dropped, Longmire demands he average 40 posessions a game"

Longmire admits he is not a horse more like a stubborn Mule!
Buddy cracks the shits, and moves to the US to play NFL.

 

[Skeparovic]

"Swans announce football department shake-up as Stuart Dew goes to Carlton, appoint Sir Swans as midfield coach. BigFooty traffic immediately drops by 50%"

You're understating the percentage. Reckon it'd have to be at least 60-70%.

 

[MarkP]

In People Magazine

"Man in crowd claims he has seen Swans forward line"

Same day all other outlets

"Man at Swans game forcibly removed for psychological evaluation after making outrageous and dangerous claims"

 

[The King!]

"Kenny Williams leading swans minutes in forward 50"

 

[Number37]

"Kenny Williams leading swans minutes in forward 50"

Bedford will go nuts!

 

[Dangas]

"Stuart Dew appointed as the Carlton coach"

 

[robbieando]

"Swans Fans quit code, follow Goodes into retirement"

 

[Kennedy Parker]

"Footy finally the focus again as Goodes booing saga ends"

 

[The King!]

"Footy finally the focus again as Goodes booing saga ends"

lol sif

 

[sataris]

Eddie announces plans to colonize Pluto for Collingwood

 

[Kennedy Parker]

"Fan says Goodes is booed because he is illuminati"

 

[Troystenvic]

Kenny Willians dumps club song singing after coaching Sydney to a massive qualifying final win over Dawks. As Horse leads the club song in the rooms

 

[Tuco]

Swans to play Hawthorn at MCG prelim.
Tuco last seen Armageddon prepping in his basement.

 

[The King!]

Cunningham runs away scared as fans approach for autograph

 

[Punts]

Buddy GOOD wheels

Franklin still struggling with back issues but kicks 5 in wheel chair out of the goal square as Swans struggle with depth

 

[Kennedy Parker]

McVeigh: "Leaders really stood up" as Swans scrape home against Gold Coast.

 

[vonn]

Last years grand finalists, next year's wooden spooners?

 

[The King!]

swans tv presents swans on holiday
Several swans stars venture overseas for september holidays

 

[PVF]

Trade Ban Over! Sydney sign Carlisle to take the piss.

 

[The King!]

Trade Ban Over! Sydney sign Carlisle to take the piss.

He is doing his best to drop his trade value for us

 

[vonn]

Heeney returns to Heaven after giving up on AFL after the 107383th behind in a row.