Might be just me but it feels like even when he goes for it, his kicks don't carry that long range bomb anymore.
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Might be just me but it feels like even when he goes for it, his kicks don't carry that long range bomb anymore.
Looks like Tarzan & plays like Jane. Couldn't tackle a cockle either.Well, it's clearly not half back!
His best footy has always been through the midfield. He's the sort of player who needs to be in the play all the time or else he drifts in and out.
This is it. Lobbe was in a position the obvious s**t was too hard to hide, but Hammer can get some easy touches if playing a weak side, or get to share the blame around if we lose. If he was contracted to the end of this year he'd probably already have been dropped. Dropping a player with such a long contract though, Hinkley, Davies and co. all think it'd reflect badly on them, so they 'bury' him down back as the uncountable sweeper and hope.Just reminding people Hamish is contracted to the end of 2021, so we'll get to enjoy his incomprehensibly mediocre defensive role for awhile yet.
His best position is chronic fatigue syndrome & live off is thick pay check in the Bahamas.
Try him forward.
Some say he isn't one, well he isn't a defender so try something else. It couldn't go any worse than his current output.
So there's hope ?Alistair Lynch was diagnosed with CFS before Brisbane became a power house. Then he got a special dispensation to take steroids to treat his condition and as a side affect became a man mountain that was unstoppable during the Lions 3 peat.
It was Harlett's long 50m kick on the wing that went to Dixon for that 23 second set shot with a bit over 3 minutes to go.
That's how we have to use him. Feed him the ball.
Hamish would have less idea about how to play half forward than he does half back, lol...
He needs to lay off the steroids & slim down a s**t load. He's too big. I'd give him the rest of the year off & then some. Give him a subscription to Jenny Craig. After shedding at least 10kg I'd send him to the Magpies for a year or until his contract runs out. Or we can ask to trade him again in 2018 for a second or third round draft pick as he's not worth much more. Thing is some poor bastard has to pick up his contract $$Alistair Lynch was diagnosed with CFS before Brisbane became a power house. Then he got a special dispensation to take steroids to treat his condition and as a side affect became a man mountain that was unstoppable during the Lions 3 peat.
I dont know if his soft tissues injuries have caught up with him but he isnt kicking the ball as long as in the past. Pittard just blazes to often and we feed him the ball to much.He should be our Shannon Hurn, but instead he's relegated to a bit part player in the backlines that, despite being the loose man and obvious attacking threat, gets ignored by Pittard and Broadbent who turn the ball over to guys like Andrew Mackie with stupid dump kicks out of defrence.
It's a crying shame.
More to the game than possession numbers. There's only a finite amount of ball to go around.
From The AFL Website in July
"Centre clearance differential: Port Adelaide is +13 when Hamish Hartlett attends a centre bounce"
Again in the Inquirer in September
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Possessions don't make the player. He also had the highest number of average tackles in the whole team in 2015.
It is beyond baffling that a six year contract was given to a blue chip midfielder who can't play anywhere else to a first 22 degree but who also can't play a minute in the guts. I guess this is the work of 2020 hindsight given he was signed up at the end of imo an underrated very good 2015, but gee. Didn't they have an inkling it would turn out this way? Was SIX years /ever/ necessary?View attachment 375277
Reupped for emphasis.
Why on earth wouldn't we be utilising this weapon? If not as a frontline midfielder (because reasons), why not in the Hawthorn Shaun-role of injecting him at chosen moments when we need some extra oomph?
If he's not capable of this (because reasons), we should have no qualms about letting him count his money next to Lobbe and start pumping games into Houston/Atley/Whoever.