Think Tank What is the funniest way the Kernsperiment will end?

[jannissary]

It came to me in a dream last night, but I think Adelaide canning Nicks and replacing him with Kern would perhaps end up being one of the funniest ways the entire situation could hypothetically end. Adelaide can beat a team by 60 points and still melt about it.

 

[Mofra]

Carr pulls the plug and Ken signs a 12 month extension.

The Port board would be amazing reading.

 

[Footy Is Good]

In the divvy

 

[frggr]

It came to me in a dream last night, but I think Adelaide canning Nicks and replacing him with Kern would perhaps end up being one of the funniest ways the entire situation could hypothetically end. Adelaide can beat a team by 60 points and still melt about it.

Kern resigning before this season's end and going to Carlton, who then go on to win next year's flag in a canter

 

[TY24]

Kochie announcing he’s stepping down as chair only to be replaced by the one and only Kern…

And Kern first first decree being to abolish the prison bars and wear a teal based kit going forward

 

[frggr]

Kochie announcing he’s stepping down as chair only to be replaced by the one and only Kern…

And Kern first first decree being to abolish the prison bars and wear a teal based kit going forward

As well as confirm "Est 1996"

 

[Purple Suit]

Kern gets sacked in round 23 after a 119 point drubbing to Carlton who are below them on the ladder. Refusing to not coach Ports last game of 2025, Kern locks himself in the coaches box a few hours before the game and stays there the entire match, making imaginary moves. Josh Carr

Josh Carr

Age

46

Ht

179cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.8

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

7.2

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.0

4star

No current season stats available

D

12.2

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

0.8

3star

is forced to coach from the bench and even picks up the phone by accident in the 2nd quarter when Kern rings in some advice. Port win.

 

[jannissary]

Kern gets sacked in round 23 after a 119 point drubbing to Carlton who are below them on the ladder. Refusing to not coach Ports last game of 2025, Kern locks himself in the coaches box a few hours before the game and stays there the entire match, making imaginary moves. Josh Carr is forced to coach from the bench and even picks up the phone by accident in the 2nd quarter when Kern rings in some advice. Port win.

would be amazing.

i'd hope it finishes with carr ending his coaching career just as kern did.

 

[V23]

The funniest thing is it seems that, by hanging around, Kern has “stinkified” Carr. Doubt he lasts three years in the job.

 

[jannissary]

The funniest thing is it seems that, by hanging around, Kern has “stinkified” Carr. Doubt he lasts three years in the job.

Sack Carr thread by round 3 next season.

 

[JoseMourinho]

119 point loss to miss the finals on percentage (by 1 point too for extra lols)

 

[pavstar]

Kern and Koch to have a Elon/Trump social media b!tch fight style falling out…

 

[catscratchfever]

Kern to do a farewell lap around Adelaide Oval after his last game with two upraised fingers from the back of the AFL’s Batmobile (taken out of storage just for this special day). Thereafter takes over the reins at Freemuddle and wins a premiership in his first season in charge.

 

[Mofra]

Kane Cornes to takeover as head coach but quit after 1 week. Just like his fireman days,

 

[zackah]

Port beat GWS in Canberra and Kochie gets a chubby

 

[Pistol Night]

Ken goes full Michael Hutchence and auto erotically asphyxiates himself with a never tear us apart scarf on Kochies door