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Think Tank What is the funniest way the Kernsperiment will end?

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It came to me in a dream last night, but I think Adelaide canning Nicks and replacing him with Kern would perhaps end up being one of the funniest ways the entire situation could hypothetically end. Adelaide can beat a team by 60 points and still melt about it.
 
It came to me in a dream last night, but I think Adelaide canning Nicks and replacing him with Kern would perhaps end up being one of the funniest ways the entire situation could hypothetically end. Adelaide can beat a team by 60 points and still melt about it.
Kern resigning before this season's end and going to Carlton, who then go on to win next year's flag in a canter
 

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Kochie announcing he’s stepping down as chair only to be replaced by the one and only Kern…

And Kern first first decree being to abolish the prison bars and wear a teal based kit going forward
 
Kern gets sacked in round 23 after a 119 point drubbing to Carlton who are below them on the ladder. Refusing to not coach Ports last game of 2025, Kern locks himself in the coaches box a few hours before the game and stays there the entire match, making imaginary moves. Josh Carr is forced to coach from the bench and even picks up the phone by accident in the 2nd quarter when Kern rings in some advice. Port win.
 
Kern gets sacked in round 23 after a 119 point drubbing to Carlton who are below them on the ladder. Refusing to not coach Ports last game of 2025, Kern locks himself in the coaches box a few hours before the game and stays there the entire match, making imaginary moves. Josh Carr is forced to coach from the bench and even picks up the phone by accident in the 2nd quarter when Kern rings in some advice. Port win.
would be amazing.

i'd hope it finishes with carr ending his coaching career just as kern did.
 
The funniest thing is it seems that, by hanging around, Kern has “stinkified” Carr. Doubt he lasts three years in the job.
Sack Carr thread by round 3 next season.
 
Kern to do a farewell lap around Adelaide Oval after his last game with two upraised fingers from the back of the AFL’s Batmobile (taken out of storage just for this special day). Thereafter takes over the reins at Freemuddle and wins a premiership in his first season in charge.
 

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