what price for gerge !

[dee_girl9]

AND ON THIS FINE TODAY, WE HAVE A FINE SPECIMEN OF FOOTBALL MATERIAL *COUGH COUGH* A BRENT GRGIC. NOW IF WE START THE BIDDING AT SAY $1.00 WHO HAS A DOLLAR FOR GERGE. DO I HEAR A DOLLAR ? 1 DOLLAR LETS START AT A DOLLAR

WHAT BETS FOR GERGE. PLACE HERE NOW PEOPLE. GET 'EM WHILE THEY R HOT. COME ONE, THERE'S ONLY ON OF THESE AVAILABLE thank god,


ok at what price for gerge? come on people i need to know.

 

[DEES RULE!]

*this thread is purely to raise our post count..... so please people abuse, abuse, abuse!*

Ok here are my biddings..........

How does $2 sound?
Hell i can think of better things to spend my money on......

But before i let other people bid (dear god let them bid... i dont want him!) i have to remind you that Gerge, while not successful at footy, can do a bit of house work (his fave is toilet cleaning), he can't cook but he'll burn your house down in a second, he is a good security measure to have in your home as he does have the tendency to run around the house trying to play footy thus scaring away any potential robbers, and of course dont forget Grgic comes with a complemantry black sofa with pink flowers that Robbo would love to get out of the house!

So how about it...... who can give Gerge a go...... for only $2.10 you can help this little moster gain his life and respect back..... ok lets not exagarte!

 

[madboy]

$2.01 !

The way I see it, even if I get him, I can always get more for the spare parts!

Or he could make an (un)attractive, yet functional, lampstand.

So come on people, bid for Gerge. You too can make really poor jokes about what to do with a really poor footballer.

 

[dee_girl9]

Originally posted by madboy
$2.01

The way I see it, even if I get him, I can alwas get more for the spare parts!

Or he could make an (un)attractive, yet functional, lampstand.

stick a globe in his mouth and find out. LOL uncle fester HAHA

 

[CowboyFromHell]

Really, I think Gerj should pay Melbourne a huge sum to let him go! After giving us bad memories, he needs to pay up so we all don't beat the absolute crap outta him!

He might be useful on some teams bench, or as the bloke who yells "HOT PIES" at the footy......better yet, maybe he could be a nice rug under out feet??? slave??

CFH.

 

[Aussie_Roo]

I'll tell you what.. we'll trade him for Shane Clayton. That way next season both Roos and Dee fans will have someone new to vent their frustrations at.

 

[CowboyFromHell]

hmmmm

I thought Shane Clayton could play alright???

Well, better than Grgic anyway. We'll give ya Gerj for McKernan, that sounds fair to me!!!

CFH.

 

[dee_girl9]

Re: hmmmm

Originally posted by CowboyFromHell
I thought Shane Clayton could play alright???

Well, better than Grgic anyway. We'll give ya Gerj for McKernan, that sounds fair to me!!!

CFH.

ok darl, we are trying to SELL SELL SELL !!!!! not trade.... but then again it is actually a useless attempt to boost out tally. but ssshhhhhhhhhhh dont tell anyone.


anyhoo we dont want freak mckernan

 

[CowboyFromHell]

okies

Okay, that's alright I suppose.

I'll take Gerj for $3, he can be my new pet that sleeps in the old kennel out the side of my house!

CFH

 

[madboy]

Re: okies

Originally posted by CowboyFromHell
Okay, that's alright I suppose.

I'll take Gerj for $3, he can be my new pet that sleeps in the old kennel out the side of my house!

CFH

Be careful mate, that particular breed has been known to turn on its owner.

Has Gerge had all his shots yet?

 

[CowboyFromHell]

hmmmm

He aint had his shots, and if he turns on me then I'll put it down.........heck, I say we put it down anyway!

CFH.

 

[DEES RULE!]

Re: hmmmm

Originally posted by CowboyFromHell
I thought Shane Clayton could play alright???

Well, better than Grgic anyway. We'll give ya Gerj for McKernan, that sounds fair to me!!!

CFH.

Are you bloody out of your mind????

We are not trying to start some freak show...... we are trying to get rid of the weird yet not so wonderful people in our team!

Gees for a minute there i thought no one will bid and that i'll be stuck with GERGE! AHHHHHHHHH!

 

[dees01]

I have checked my wallet, there is $109.45. What could I buy for that, 109.45 Brent Grgic's NO THANKS.

 

[dees*gal]

Originally posted by dees01
I have checked my wallet, there is $109.45. What could I buy for that, 109.45 Brent Grgic's NO THANKS.

LOL. good saving skills! i don't even think 50c is worth him!!!

GO DEES!!!

 

[dee_girl9]

Re: okies

Originally posted by CowboyFromHell
Okay, that's alright I suppose.

I'll take Gerj for $3, he can be my new pet that sleeps in the old kennel out the side of my house!

CFH

this is our highest bid so far. and if he hasnt had his shots u can put him down after u pay your 3 dollars i dont care what u do with him after u get him.

 

[Top Dog]

$1 Million smackeronis for Griga

PS: I hope this isnt real money

 

[DEES RULE!]

Originally posted by Top Dog
$1 Million smackeronis for Griga

PS: I hope this isnt real money

I am not sure whether we can take your offer, as this may be an auction for melbourne supporters only, but i will enquire whether your offer is acceptable. Can't see why you would want to pay so much for so little (talent that is), but still thank you for biding and i will get back to you as soon as possible!
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*NUT CASE*

 

[Top Dog]

Originally posted by DEES RULE!


I am not sure whether we can take your offer, as this may be an auction for melbourne supporters only, but i will enquire whether your offer is acceptable. Can't see why you would want to pay so much for so little (talent that is), but still thank you for biding and i will get back to you as soon as possible!
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*NUT CASE*

Awwwwwww comon

Dont be Heartless

 

[dee_girl9]

Originally posted by Top Dog


Awwwwwww comon

Dont be Heartless

as long as he pays i dont care who bids. mind you i know wat i would do with a cool mil. and it aint buying gerge.

 

[DEES RULE!]

Originally posted by dee_girl9




as long as he pays i dont care who bids. mind you i know wat i would do with a cool mil. and it aint buying gerge.

Hmmmm...... yeah i rackon a million would give me change to buy a water bed and a spa!

 

[Top Dog]

Originally posted by DEES RULE!


Hmmmm...... yeah i rackon a million would give me change to buy a water bed and a spa!

Or a date with Jesse Gower

 

[DEES RULE!]

Originally posted by Top Dog


Or a date with Jesse Gower

Or a wedding with Robbo!

 

[Top Dog]

Originally posted by DEES RULE!


Or a wedding with Robbo!

The Mob leader lol

 

[DEES RULE!]

Originally posted by Top Dog


The Mob leader lol

Yep! and we will produce many little mobsters so watch out!

 

[Top Dog]

Originally posted by DEES RULE!


Yep! and we will produce many little mobsters so watch out!

Awwwwww sh*t