Resource What questions should the interview panel ask applicants for the Port head coaching role?

[Pappagallo]

What's the capital of Bolivia?

What's the capital of South Africa?

Bloody hell more co-caps!

 

[Needs Gravy]

Do you have any bias against players who are 195cm or taller

 

[bomberclifford]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen African swallow?

 

[NEGAN]

Sweet n Sour pork or Ham toasties?

Explain your answer.

 

[Jonts]

How many GigaWatts

 

[Cam1870]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen African swallow?

I would like this twice if i could

 

[Cam1870]

1. What's the club's Creed?
2. What is a no-hoper and what should be done to those found in the club?
3. What is the Port Adelaide Football Club?
4. What do you want to accomplish here?
5. Who are Fos (auto-correct changed it to 'God'!) Williams and Russell Ebert?
6. What is your username on BigFooty?

Question for Gremio... how do you know the PAFC better than our board?

 

[Portology]

Give me three examples of football performance related things you’ve done to check yourself against confirmation biases and other types of cognitive traps.


On iPhone using recycled electrons, via BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Is 100 possessions per score acceptable?

 

[dirty2]

Do you bleed black white (and teal)

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Just ask them anything... if their answer isn't Jack Watts then kick them out and bring in the next candidate.

 

[raptalia]

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

I can picture Terry Gilliam asking that question in a Monty Python movie. In fact I think Terry Gilliam did ask that question in a Monty Python movie. Of course the secret is to know if it is an African or European swallow.

You have me hooked I will have to get the Holy Grail DVD out now.

 

[OneGreatClub]

Thanks for applying Clarko. What took you so long?

 

[bomberclifford]

Of course the secret is to know if it is an African or European swallow.

To be King, you need to know these sorts of things.

 

[Tredz]

Pick one
a) Swimming
b) Breasts
c) Both

 

[GremioPower]

Question for Gremio... how do you know the PAFC better than our board?

I have learned it from you all.

 

[tribey]

Q1. “You’re pretty arrogant to think you can succeed a man whose ‘Hinkley Program’ (Rucci, 2019) single-handedly saved the club from floating up the Derwent, aren’t you?”

Q2. “... I mean, aren’t you?”

Q3. “... aren’t you, though?”

 

[Magpiespower]

Do you like to watch Gladiator movies?

 

[MotlopRules]

 

[bomberclifford]

/thread

I’m going to be giggling all night over this.

 

[John the Butcher]

What about the buses?

 

[Kiss from a Rozee]

Jonathon Frakes pre-beard can get it

 

[TeeKray]

What is your view on John Butcher?

 

[Us against the rest]

Will a square peg fit into a round hole.

Have you ever been a used car salesman.

What would your facial expression be after a loss.

Do you like big Billy Frampton.

Will you place football skills as a number 1 priority.

Will you get off your arse and get down on the boundary now and then.

 

[ZeroGlass]

Who is your favourite genius, James Hird or James Joyce?