Fake ******* people.
Last night was the young lads cricket presentation. This will happen at 7 directly after the 1.5 hour training session that he has each Monday evening.
2 teams, about 17 kids. And the 4 sets of parents that are always there relaxing on the oval watching the kids do their thing.
As 7pm gets closer all the missing in action parents, who are complete strangers to us due to them dropping their kids off and leaving every week, start arriving. These mums look like they've spent the last hour dressing and doing their face instead of seeing how badly their kid can bowl. And then they all start hugging and cheek-kissing each other, telling each other how pleased and happy they are for some crap.
Nobody is that happy for someone else. Ever. No matter what has happened, or what they have done. Please just stop.
Quit being so over the top, you fake *******s. You look ridiculous, we can all see how much time you spent applying that face colour and hideous shade of red on your smily lips. Maybe come out and watch your kid play sport, and see how normal people behave. That would be us over here, the ones that help your son improve his game and encourage him.