Mega Thread What really grinds my gears.

Hawthorn United

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Fat people that start going to the gym and wear lycra as if they're gym junkies now. Have another dim sim you fat tossers.
lol.. too much contradictions here. Least they're trying to lose weight and make our train travels more comfortable.
 

Lorne Malvo

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FFS. Put the farken wheel brace on and jump on it you silly campaigners. Works everytime.
Yeah that's exactly what I do, but my Mrs weighs less then 50kgs so couldn't do it even if she wanted to. Her dad is pushing 80 and weighs even less, you think the stubborn old basterd is going to call the RACV? No chance. He'd spend hours before he'd even consider it.
 

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I can't stand campaigners on the road that don't turn right from the proper position (far right of lane) and block all of the traffic behind. I honk the horn like a mad bastard, but I'm sure they don't know why I'm doing it.
 

Lorne Malvo

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No, it means that you are a useless, four-eyed hippie who doesn't understand the meaning of leverage or a cheater bar.

God has voted, and you are hereby removed from the manhood. And your manhood.
Wow that's deep. Did you think of that all by youself? Or did you steal it?

I dis I had four eyes that would be so cool, I'd probably have a costume and go out saving people from villains.

Sadly I'm just a guy who doesn't need leverage or a cheater bar. I was talking about those who have no chance of changing a tire even if they new how because they don't have the strength or weight to crack the wheel nut. But hey if some grease monkey feels better about himself because he tightened the wheel nuts with a ratchet gun, at least their life has some small pleasure. I always wonder though if these monkeys drive past someone who is stuck with a flat but are unable to loosen the nuts.

Used to be only truckies that needed a leverage bar. Now they expect Camry drivers to carry them.
 

Lorne Malvo

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I can't stand campaigners on the road that don't turn right from the proper position (far right of lane) and block all of the traffic behind. I honk the horn like a mad bastard, but I'm sure they don't know why I'm doing it.
And the flogs who pull out right to make a wide left. FFS, you're in a commodore not a ******* semi
 
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