Mega Thread What really grinds my gears.

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What's the movie called where that chick gets smashed and she's crying on the sack of potatoes? Two moon junction? Man she was hot.
Sherilyn Fenn. Agreed, she is hot. Here she is playing a hot chick with no limbs in a movie called Boxing Helena, the bloke on the left removed them and kept her prisoner, interesting movie.
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I think he is? Besides the vats of alcohol. What do you do differently?
Durex told me that he eats potatoes. That's a starch and isn't really allowed on a true paleo diet. Potatoes and alcohol are Durex's modifications to a paleo diet. Have you seen his chubby, ranga hands? Only potatoes can do that!

Look, I really don't do a paleo diet. My diet is leaning towards that in that I eat less carbs and more fats. I had eggs on toast for lunch today. A paleo person would curl over and cry at the thought of toast.
 

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People of certain race who like to walk 4 or 5 abreast at shopping centres at a snails pace, blissfully unaware that they need to get the **** out of the way. God I feel like a racehorse sometimes looking for a run up the flemington straight and I just can't get out in time!!!!

Another one is Farmers markets dads, you know the ones? oversized child strapped to their front, straw broad brimmed hat, hessian bag in hand, khaki shorts and boat shoes with no socks on.
If you inspect closer you can here them asking their 3 year old what they want for dinner and accepting said child's abuse while talking to their wife about those marvelous quinoa and flaxseed muffins they just sampled!!!!!!
 

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Maybe I see it from my own personal experience.
Very scientific and not intellectually lazy at all.
Have given up habits which you would call " addictive " because I have decided I wanted to and needed to.

It's called will power. You make your own life decisions and you live by those choices and conciquences. Nothing intellectually lazy about that.
You're a great, great man.
You should write a book to inspire the rest of us.
 

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Maybe I see it from my own personal experience.

Have given up habits which you would call " addictive " because I have decided I wanted to and needed to.

It's called will power. You make your own life decisions and you live by those choices and conciquences. Nothing intellectually lazy about that.
Masturbation......amiright? amiright? :D
 

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But on a brighter note, I got drunk and bought a PlayStation last night. Im the opposite of a gamer and I've always been terrible at it but it should be fun. Looking forward to shooting people :thumbsu:
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People of certain race who like to walk 4 or 5 abreast at shopping centres at a snails pace, blissfully unaware that they need to get the **** out of the way. God I feel like a racehorse sometimes looking for a run up the flemington straight and I just can't get out in time!!!!

Another one is Farmers markets dads, you know the ones? oversized child strapped to their front, straw broad brimmed hat, hessian bag in hand, khaki shorts and boat shoes with no socks on.
If you inspect closer you can here them asking their 3 year old what they want for dinner and accepting said child's abuse while talking to their wife about those marvelous quinoa and flaxseed muffins they just sampled!!!!!!
There are no stewards at the shops. Take the run
 

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But on a brighter note, I got drunk and bought a PlayStation last night. Im the opposite of a gamer and I've always been terrible at it but it should be fun. Looking forward to shooting people :thumbsu:
Never shop drunk! I once got pissed in Hawaii and bought my wife a $1500 handbag! I think she hated it and I've never told her what I paid. :oops:
 

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But on a brighter note, I got drunk and bought a PlayStation last night. Im the opposite of a gamer and I've always been terrible at it but it should be fun. Looking forward to shooting people :thumbsu:
Haha, sounds like me! If the controller has more than a few buttons, GTFO, I was good at games on Nintendo 64, but that joystick was pushing it!! Give me super nintendo, or the original NES anyday!!

I got drunk a while back and bought a gamboy color off ebay, now my 6 year old loves it!! and I get to re live my youth and buy him all the cool old games I had. His unlce wants to buy him an Xbox. If it was made after the 90's, no deal:D
 

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Haha, sounds like me! If the controller has more than a few buttons, GTFO, I was good at games on Nintendo 64, but that joystick was pushing it!! Give me super nintendo, or the original NES anyday!!

I got drunk a while back and bought a gamboy color off ebay, now my 6 year old loves it!! and I get to re live my youth and buy him all the cool old games I had. His unlce wants to buy him an Xbox. If it was made after the 90's, no deal:D
Get him an Atari. Comes with 100 games!

Saw it advertised on the catch of the day today.
 
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