Mega Thread What really grinds my gears.

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:mad: Assholes who walk up to the bar and fluke the bar persons attention and order without checking if others were there first. I seriously just want to smash my fist through those crab's ear especially the ones who purposely don't look at you as they know very well what they did.
I move behind them and make it difficult as hell for them to get their drinks past me without spilling, and try to throw in a Sam Mitchel knee as they move past.
 

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GTA5 can GAGF. It took me 20 minutes to get past the first scene. I finally did it and patted myself on the back then the credits came up. It wasn't even part of the game. I ******* suck so much.
Same happened to me but it just gets more natural from there.

Persist with it.

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Omg I am in a good mood tonight and one post gets my blood boiling.

I literally walk behind them at times and visualise the impact they are having on human evolution and picture feeding them to Lions in the Roman Arena.
I'd add tigers, leopards and jaguars in there too.

Maybe even ligers.

They're the worst. Not ligers, they're the best.

Slow walkers.
 

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On the train yesterday and a dickhead gets on and sits opposite me taking up two seats on a packed train, one for him and one for his bag. He ignores other people wanting to sit down by looking out the window. I lean over and asked him if he wouldn't mind putting his bag on the floor so the lady could sit down to which he ignored. I them asked him if his bag had a myki card because the lady has one.. He begrudgingly grabs his bagand places it on the floor and calls me an arsehole. My reply was "you're not self centred at all are you?" he started to look out the window again.
There are ways I've developed to deal with these situations.
One way and it only works if you have one, is to turn with your arse near his face and fart.
Then proceed to look out of said window as if nothing happened ...
 

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My less than 18month old Panasonic 60" smart viera plasma just kaput!:( Did some research and it appears due to new regulation they now use lead free solder which can't handle heat well so is happening to loads of us shmucks! DONT BUY ONE!!!!!!:thumbsdown:

Edit: inb4 "they don't make plasma's anymore anyway" I know top bloke!!
 

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:mad: Assholes who walk up to the bar and fluke the bar persons attention and order without checking if others were there first. I seriously just want to smash my fist through those crab's ear especially the ones who purposely don't look at you as they know very well what they did.
I move behind them and make it difficult as hell for them to get their drinks past me without spilling, and try to throw in a Sam Mitchel knee as they move past.
If it's a crowded bar and you fluke the bar persons attention quickly, very rarely happens to me as I'm not a chick with big boobs, you have to just roll with it and place your order I reckon. If you try to play the good Samaritan and tell them to serve other people that have been waiting longer you could end up being the one waiting ages while they serve about 20 other campaigners.

It's a bit like cricket, you don't walk if you're given not out when you nick one as there are plenty of other times you'll be given out when you didn't nick it.

There are ways I've developed to deal with these situations.
One way and it only works if you have one, is to turn with your arse near his face and fart.
Then proceed to look out of said window as if nothing happened ...
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I haven't had it for years and I was out in the burbs today so I got a 10 pack:$ 7/10 would bang.
I don't mind it, it used to be our preferred beer when we drank underage as we thought it was classier than the WA beers like Swan and Emu.:$

It also helped at parties, if you were the only ones drinking VB you knew which campaigners had pinched your beers.
 

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If it's a crowded bar and you fluke the bar persons attention quickly, very rarely happens to me as I'm not a chick with big boobs, you have to just roll with it and place your order I reckon. If you try to play the good Samaritan and tell them to serve other people that have been waiting longer you could end up being the one waiting ages while they serve about 20 other campaigners.

It's a bit like cricket, you don't walk if you're given not out when you nick one as there are plenty of other times you'll be given out when you didn't nick it.



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The more crowded the more forgivable I guess.
Similar eg. I pulled into a drive thru bottleo the other day and was the only car(work truck) in there and was waiting forever while the guy served a woman at the counter who'd walked in to the store when a van with two punks pulled in from the other way, the passenger jumps out grabs a bunch of shit from the fridge and stands behind the chick being served. I watched for the 'he was next' (like I would do) but no nothing! So since the driver was right next to me I told him what a c---(ampaigner) he and his mate are. They then had the nerve to follow me so I pulled over in a side street they pulled over in front so I jumped out of my truck and they pissed off(Thank heavens:D).
Once I did that and the guy jumped out too, ripped his shirt off and was built like chuck Norris (but way bigger)so I jumped back in my truck and pissed off (not without copping a boot in my side tailgate) lol.:cool:
 
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